Pinned
Considering *missing* my flight home. It’s both freezing and a dumpster fire simultaneously
March 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Considering *missing* my flight home. It’s both freezing and a dumpster fire simultaneously
Problematic but the wings slapped
February 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Problematic but the wings slapped
Who’s got the brand on his sweater? I want it
February 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Who’s got the brand on his sweater? I want it
Piña colada really is that girl
February 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Piña colada really is that girl
When someone asks my body count
Nearly one in 10 adults in the U.S. identifies as LGBTQ, according to a large analysis from Gallup released Thursday — almost triple the share since Gallup began counting in 2012, and up by two-thirds since 2020. nyti.ms/42ZZGIN
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When someone asks my body count
On vacation, I’m in bed by 10 and up before 8. I’m going to retire so well
February 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
On vacation, I’m in bed by 10 and up before 8. I’m going to retire so well
At this point, I might just drive home from Mexico instead of fly 🫠
February 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
At this point, I might just drive home from Mexico instead of fly 🫠
Alexa, play “Pynk” by Janelle Monáe
February 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Alexa, play “Pynk” by Janelle Monáe
The plane didn’t crash
February 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The plane didn’t crash
Everyone: A recession is coming! Save your money!
Me: 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠
Me: 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠
February 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everyone: A recession is coming! Save your money!
Me: 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠
Me: 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠
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Pretending this is me in my speedo next week in PV
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pretending this is me in my speedo next week in PV
I know I’m twenty years late to it but how was Down With Love not the biggest romcom of the 2000s?
February 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I know I’m twenty years late to it but how was Down With Love not the biggest romcom of the 2000s?
The scanners going from NJTransit to the AirTrain at Newark are a special kind of terrible design
February 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The scanners going from NJTransit to the AirTrain at Newark are a special kind of terrible design
Filming on location at a bar this morning and there were barflies drinking until 8am and that’s how I know I’m old
February 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Filming on location at a bar this morning and there were barflies drinking until 8am and that’s how I know I’m old
The neighbors have been fighting for 4 hours and I have formed opinions and am invested.
February 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The neighbors have been fighting for 4 hours and I have formed opinions and am invested.
Doechii gives such theatre kid energy (complimentary)
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doechii gives such theatre kid energy (complimentary)
Anyone else walking around sighing a lot lately?
January 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Anyone else walking around sighing a lot lately?
So it takes place in 2025
January 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So it takes place in 2025
Didn’t expect The Wild Robot to make me sob for an hour but here we are
January 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Didn’t expect The Wild Robot to make me sob for an hour but here we are