Ted Heller
@thellernyc.bsky.social
Poetaster, chanteuse, Old World artisan, raconteur, flambeur, roustabout, God's gift to womankind, deity-loathing atheist, your worst nightmare become flesh, and ultimately the Conscience of America.
You really want your ass smelling like Gallo wine for the next few months?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You really want your ass smelling like Gallo wine for the next few months?
... and all I got was this lousy levitation.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
... and all I got was this lousy levitation.
Prolegomena to any future Metamucil?
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Prolegomena to any future Metamucil?
Puissance? Any thoughts?
September 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Puissance? Any thoughts?
Oh, just let it rip.
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh, just let it rip.