Omg I remember reading this when it first came out. Absolute fucking gut punch 😭

Yeah, like, cooking has so many perks and advantages but I'm *terrible* in the kitchen (though I *can* make a pretty nice risotto...). I'm glad that you enjoy it so much; that really is rad :)

(And I'll keep tips in mind, thank you:))

What's it like to be powerful? 🤣

Nice!!! That sounds really good...

I did!!!

I didn't even think of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg I would be so pissed. Like, I already have ugly King merch; I need something that looks NICE for a change 😅

LOL same here, but I was like, "Watch it ship out as soon as I cancel this," which, with my luck, was highly likely 😆

Ooof! I'm happy to say I've never lost my keys (for too long, anyway) but damn. I feel for you.

Lovely to see you on my feed here! It's a lot nicer than the other place...