TheLastResponder
@thelastresponder.bsky.social
🚫DMs!!! Unless I know you personally, I'm not going to answer you. Retired firefighter/paramedic, Death Investigator, master cat wrangler, Mistress of the Hairy Eyeball, Suicidologist, Thanatologist.
America, you feeling safe yet?
June 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
America, you feeling safe yet?
I don't understand why this concept is so difficult...
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I don't understand why this concept is so difficult...
Well, that's it. We've officially regressed a couple hundred years in the blink of an eye.
April 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Well, that's it. We've officially regressed a couple hundred years in the blink of an eye.
Time to take the "peasants" seriously, boys.
April 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Time to take the "peasants" seriously, boys.
Who's surprised? Anyone?
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who's surprised? Anyone?
It all makes sense now.
February 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It all makes sense now.
Um, excuse me but...
February 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Um, excuse me but...
Unfortunate word truncation?
February 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Unfortunate word truncation?
Private company whose shareholders have voted. Keep your not even thinly veiled hate out of it.
January 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Private company whose shareholders have voted. Keep your not even thinly veiled hate out of it.
Them: You don't seriously believe Project 25 is real, do you? Hahaha!
Us:
Us:
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Them: You don't seriously believe Project 25 is real, do you? Hahaha!
Us:
Us:
I didn't realize that there was ab expiration date on her... France ask for her back yet?
January 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I didn't realize that there was ab expiration date on her... France ask for her back yet?
He knows he's pretty. (Hi out there - chins up everyone!)
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He knows he's pretty. (Hi out there - chins up everyone!)
Today summed up nicely:
January 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today summed up nicely:
What does Agent Orange have up his sleeve for next week? His logo on the moon?
January 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What does Agent Orange have up his sleeve for next week? His logo on the moon?
Nobody wants to see a flag at half staff during your inauguration? I'll take that bet - anyone else?
January 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Nobody wants to see a flag at half staff during your inauguration? I'll take that bet - anyone else?
I can't think of a single instance where President Carter was anything but kind and generous. He was a good man. But hey, you made the news for insulting him so I bet you feel like a big man, huh?
December 31, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I can't think of a single instance where President Carter was anything but kind and generous. He was a good man. But hey, you made the news for insulting him so I bet you feel like a big man, huh?
My husband said I should have just bought crime scene evidence markers. He's not wrong.
December 31, 2024 at 2:18 AM
My husband said I should have just bought crime scene evidence markers. He's not wrong.
I posted this 8 years ago today. Clearly autocorrect was right on the ball...
December 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I posted this 8 years ago today. Clearly autocorrect was right on the ball...
Possibly good advice for anyone getting rejected for anything from your health insurance. It's worth a try. *I'm not the author.
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Possibly good advice for anyone getting rejected for anything from your health insurance. It's worth a try. *I'm not the author.
Funny, this isn't what I was taught going to Catholic school for 9 years.
December 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Funny, this isn't what I was taught going to Catholic school for 9 years.
