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thelastgherkin.bsky.social
Gherkin 🥒
@thelastgherkin.bsky.social
240 followers 66 following 810 posts
I'm Gherkin, a visibly queer discontent creator and unique vegetable entity in the sphere of toy robots. He/him/his but not a man.

Rantsona designed by @maiaf.bsky.social!

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Rise and grind gamer
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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[Erica] i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an [FOOL] for a moment you feel like a [Gherkin] brother to me
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Nah, they're all from the perspective of "this thing is in here but we'll never know unless I buy them". Once I'm up and scanning you best believe I'll be posting them as oddities you can read right now
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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With enough of other people's money no force in the universe can stop me
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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We are currently 13% towards the goal of having enough money to bid for a near-complete collection on eBay!

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November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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a woman is waving her hand and saying `` i 'm suing '' while sitting at a table .
Alt: a woman is waving her hand and saying `` i 'm suing '' while sitting at a table .
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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While you sit in your pants of the 'pool who is Dead
I'll giggity Lois and steal your nightbread!
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Nice Deadpool loungewear fellow redditor
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM