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Oy Geralt
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Grump with a heart of gold
When I saw photos of it I genuinely thought "Damn that guy looks a lot like Mamdani, but it must not be him" BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE GO THERE
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The exception that makes the rule!

(No joke I used to have this as my text notification sound 😂🤣)
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(It's actually fine to think men should shut the hell up, imo The juxtaposition is still funny.)
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Oh I remember now it was this
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Update: I made him a hat 😆
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If you loved Derpy Tiger pumpkin you're gonna love the Sussie Magpie pumpkin I carved today to keep him in line:
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you loved Derpy Tiger pumpkin you're gonna love the Sussie Magpie pumpkin I carved today to keep him in line:
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oh no this post is already way more popular than I expected 😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I am thinking of carving a Sussie (magpie!) pumpkin tomorrow and trying to attach it to the top somehow 🤔 But it depends on whether I have time/energy. 😅
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
😂😂 Tomorrow I might carve a smaller pumkin with the magpie and try to secure it on top somehow.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Are dumbasses capable of redemption? Yes! Do we need to put them in positions of power to prove it? Absolutely not!
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(The above was a joke, in case your irony meter is broken)
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm not scared anything is going to happen at these rallies, I'm scared that the people involved think this is all they have to do to beat fascism.
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM