Chris Kiser
@thekize.bsky.social
QA engineer and dad perpetually looking for time for comics and video games
The release schedule for Batman this fall is UNHINGED
Batman (vol. 4) #1 — Sept 3
Batman (vol. 3) #162 — Sept 17
Batman (vol. 4) #2 — Oct 1
Batman (vol. 3) #163 — Oct 29
Batman (vol. 4) #1 — Sept 3
Batman (vol. 3) #162 — Sept 17
Batman (vol. 4) #2 — Oct 1
Batman (vol. 3) #163 — Oct 29
July 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The release schedule for Batman this fall is UNHINGED
Batman (vol. 4) #1 — Sept 3
Batman (vol. 3) #162 — Sept 17
Batman (vol. 4) #2 — Oct 1
Batman (vol. 3) #163 — Oct 29
Batman (vol. 4) #1 — Sept 3
Batman (vol. 3) #162 — Sept 17
Batman (vol. 4) #2 — Oct 1
Batman (vol. 3) #163 — Oct 29
Ugh, tell me about it
May 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ugh, tell me about it
Me today, in all sincerity: “Wow, crazy how out of all the characters in Scott Pilgrim, Knives Chau is the one whose butt they showed!”
Everyone in my Discord: “Kize…that never happened.”
Everyone in my Discord: “Kize…that never happened.”
December 5, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Me today, in all sincerity: “Wow, crazy how out of all the characters in Scott Pilgrim, Knives Chau is the one whose butt they showed!”
Everyone in my Discord: “Kize…that never happened.”
Everyone in my Discord: “Kize…that never happened.”
Best horse meat in town!
November 19, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Best horse meat in town!
It’s just really sad how JFK never got to see X-Men comics get good.
November 18, 2023 at 9:06 PM
It’s just really sad how JFK never got to see X-Men comics get good.
It was a good 25 year run, but today marked the final weekly trip to the comic shop for your old buddy Kize.
November 1, 2023 at 6:57 PM
It was a good 25 year run, but today marked the final weekly trip to the comic shop for your old buddy Kize.
The president should have to give a press conference in costume on Halloween.
November 1, 2023 at 1:45 AM
The president should have to give a press conference in costume on Halloween.
There’s a unique type of guilt that sets in when your dumb BS joke answer to a serious AskReddit gets 12,000 upvotes.
October 28, 2023 at 3:13 PM
There’s a unique type of guilt that sets in when your dumb BS joke answer to a serious AskReddit gets 12,000 upvotes.
So far, Tom King’s Wonder Woman really seems like the comic for everyone. For liberals, there’s the commentary on American xenophobia and sexism, but for conservatives, there’s proof that the United States is actually ruled by a secret unelected king.
October 18, 2023 at 1:29 PM
So far, Tom King’s Wonder Woman really seems like the comic for everyone. For liberals, there’s the commentary on American xenophobia and sexism, but for conservatives, there’s proof that the United States is actually ruled by a secret unelected king.
I often think about the Christian retreat I went to in college, where the worship band opened by playing Amazing Grace to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit and then immediately chastised us all, saying, “Worship us! That’s what you do with all those bands you listen to, isn’t it??”
October 11, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I often think about the Christian retreat I went to in college, where the worship band opened by playing Amazing Grace to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit and then immediately chastised us all, saying, “Worship us! That’s what you do with all those bands you listen to, isn’t it??”
If fans of other sports read comics the way pro wrestling fans do, there’d be a football scene and we’d all be like, “Yeahhh boiii, that’s a cover 2 defense!”
October 11, 2023 at 12:58 AM
If fans of other sports read comics the way pro wrestling fans do, there’d be a football scene and we’d all be like, “Yeahhh boiii, that’s a cover 2 defense!”
brb, divorcing and remarrying my wife right now
October 6, 2023 at 5:34 PM
brb, divorcing and remarrying my wife right now
Dick Butkus’s ghost is having a heck of a game tonight.
October 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Dick Butkus’s ghost is having a heck of a game tonight.
Who do you think they should cast as the next Pee-Wee Herman?
October 2, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Who do you think they should cast as the next Pee-Wee Herman?
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
This comic’s by Neil Gaiman
Enter night
Take my hand
This comic’s by Neil Gaiman
October 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
This comic’s by Neil Gaiman
Enter night
Take my hand
This comic’s by Neil Gaiman
I was born in 1982, but a stash of my mom’s late brother’s comics were kept at my grandparents’ house, including lots of Lee/Kirby X-Men. I eventually made it back to #1, but this is the first one I actually read.
August 16, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I was born in 1982, but a stash of my mom’s late brother’s comics were kept at my grandparents’ house, including lots of Lee/Kirby X-Men. I eventually made it back to #1, but this is the first one I actually read.
Barbenheimer doesn’t hold a candle to the fall and rise of 20th Century Japan I just experienced with Oppenmario.
August 7, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Barbenheimer doesn’t hold a candle to the fall and rise of 20th Century Japan I just experienced with Oppenmario.
Oh man, remember Planetary?
August 2, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Oh man, remember Planetary?
Leaving a seductive gift on the bed for my wife
July 28, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Leaving a seductive gift on the bed for my wife
Elon just announced the names of the upcoming new Twitter eras.
July 24, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Elon just announced the names of the upcoming new Twitter eras.
