It's Kit, Taking Arms Against a Sea of Troubles
@thekitastrophe.bsky.social
Rare nerd-jock hybrid. Editor. Writer. "Yes, but" GM. Clinic Escort. Hockey ref. Hockey player. Liberal AF. Former rugger. Board gamer. Husband. Dad. Dog chewtoy. He/him.
He's canceled enough that ::checks notes:: he still earns a living performing and gets the New Yorker to write a fluff piece making him a victim.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He's canceled enough that ::checks notes:: he still earns a living performing and gets the New Yorker to write a fluff piece making him a victim.
It's all about meeeeeeeeeee
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's all about meeeeeeeeeee
When you don't have the law or the facts, pound the table.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When you don't have the law or the facts, pound the table.
A crappy swimmer saw a way to get in on the grift.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A crappy swimmer saw a way to get in on the grift.
It'll come out during infrastructure week.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It'll come out during infrastructure week.
When has she not been a bonkers attention sponge?
I imagine she's worse now after doubling down and losing to the Macrons.
I imagine she's worse now after doubling down and losing to the Macrons.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When has she not been a bonkers attention sponge?
I imagine she's worse now after doubling down and losing to the Macrons.
I imagine she's worse now after doubling down and losing to the Macrons.
Being proud of a rapist and misogynist because he "speaks his mind" is not the flex she thinks it is.
It's okay, ma'am. You like him because he makes you feel okay about being an awful, selfish person. You don't have to lie about it. We know.
It's okay, ma'am. You like him because he makes you feel okay about being an awful, selfish person. You don't have to lie about it. We know.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Being proud of a rapist and misogynist because he "speaks his mind" is not the flex she thinks it is.
It's okay, ma'am. You like him because he makes you feel okay about being an awful, selfish person. You don't have to lie about it. We know.
It's okay, ma'am. You like him because he makes you feel okay about being an awful, selfish person. You don't have to lie about it. We know.
Did they have tears in their eyes as they did so?
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Did they have tears in their eyes as they did so?
He's like someone's left foot learned how to speak.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
He's like someone's left foot learned how to speak.
"I'm ICE, boys. You know, the mall cops of federal law enforcement."
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"I'm ICE, boys. You know, the mall cops of federal law enforcement."
You must be happy that your paper hid its tail between its legs during the election cycle to help facilitate this oaf being reelected.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You must be happy that your paper hid its tail between its legs during the election cycle to help facilitate this oaf being reelected.
He has enough Grecian Formula for his hair but not his mustache?
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He has enough Grecian Formula for his hair but not his mustache?
She is truly an awful, broken person.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
She is truly an awful, broken person.
Counterproposal: Let the arrogant criminal rot in jail.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Counterproposal: Let the arrogant criminal rot in jail.
OPERATION DRUNK FUCKUP
OPERATION EXTREME HAIR GEL
OPERATION FAILED PULLUP
OPERATION EXTREME INCOMPETENCE
OPERATION EXTREME HAIR GEL
OPERATION FAILED PULLUP
OPERATION EXTREME INCOMPETENCE
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
OPERATION DRUNK FUCKUP
OPERATION EXTREME HAIR GEL
OPERATION FAILED PULLUP
OPERATION EXTREME INCOMPETENCE
OPERATION EXTREME HAIR GEL
OPERATION FAILED PULLUP
OPERATION EXTREME INCOMPETENCE
"I know yesterday I said to release the Files but I didn't actually mean releasing the Files"
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"I know yesterday I said to release the Files but I didn't actually mean releasing the Files"
Why not both?
The thought of her and Loomer tearing each other to shreds in a primary and leaving the door open for a dem to steal the seat probably isn't realistic but it's giving me the warm fuzzies for now
The thought of her and Loomer tearing each other to shreds in a primary and leaving the door open for a dem to steal the seat probably isn't realistic but it's giving me the warm fuzzies for now
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why not both?
The thought of her and Loomer tearing each other to shreds in a primary and leaving the door open for a dem to steal the seat probably isn't realistic but it's giving me the warm fuzzies for now
The thought of her and Loomer tearing each other to shreds in a primary and leaving the door open for a dem to steal the seat probably isn't realistic but it's giving me the warm fuzzies for now
I feel like she sees he's going down and is trying to swim clear for the ensuing vortex.
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I feel like she sees he's going down and is trying to swim clear for the ensuing vortex.
Truly the Mall Cops of Federal Law Enforcement
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Truly the Mall Cops of Federal Law Enforcement
Right, because so many of them have truckloads of money or perfect credit ratings.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Right, because so many of them have truckloads of money or perfect credit ratings.
She's so, so bad at this.
Like a bowl of tapioca pudding gained semi-sentience
Like a bowl of tapioca pudding gained semi-sentience
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
She's so, so bad at this.
Like a bowl of tapioca pudding gained semi-sentience
Like a bowl of tapioca pudding gained semi-sentience