The Kakistocracy
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Mayor: You're not doing enough to protect us from ICE.
Dems: You didn't do enough to protect yourselves from ICE.
Talk about f-ing irresponsible. They pretended they had a luxury that they didn't really have.
Dems: You didn't do enough to protect yourselves from ICE.
Talk about f-ing irresponsible. They pretended they had a luxury that they didn't really have.
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Mayor: You're not doing enough to protect us from ICE.
Dems: You didn't do enough to protect yourselves from ICE.
Talk about f-ing irresponsible. They pretended they had a luxury that they didn't really have.
Dems: You didn't do enough to protect yourselves from ICE.
Talk about f-ing irresponsible. They pretended they had a luxury that they didn't really have.
My, how things have changed in 23 years.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My, how things have changed in 23 years.
Reminds me a little of how many physicists after the war described themselves as the central figure at Los Alamos.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reminds me a little of how many physicists after the war described themselves as the central figure at Los Alamos.
Been there. The next step is to 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 him.
That's the 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 this country needs.
No more MAGA saying "but then 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞?"
And we have to do it quickly, while he 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧.
Capone after release for being too demented to 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝:
That's the 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 this country needs.
No more MAGA saying "but then 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞?"
And we have to do it quickly, while he 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧.
Capone after release for being too demented to 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝:
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Been there. The next step is to 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 him.
That's the 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 this country needs.
No more MAGA saying "but then 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞?"
And we have to do it quickly, while he 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧.
Capone after release for being too demented to 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝:
That's the 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 this country needs.
No more MAGA saying "but then 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞?"
And we have to do it quickly, while he 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧.
Capone after release for being too demented to 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝:
praising Hitler as 'very f***ing cool,' and saying women should not vote or work. Fuentes affirmed his positions, joked about Holocaust numbers, and admitted he has never had sex.
Two hours of that shit.
Nick, celebrating Charlie's death:
Two hours of that shit.
Nick, celebrating Charlie's death:
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
praising Hitler as 'very f***ing cool,' and saying women should not vote or work. Fuentes affirmed his positions, joked about Holocaust numbers, and admitted he has never had sex.
Two hours of that shit.
Nick, celebrating Charlie's death:
Two hours of that shit.
Nick, celebrating Charlie's death:
Screenshot of post scolding California, Missouri, residents before House Republican from MO took it down.
Can Ann not read "California City Hall"?
If you're from Missouri, it's pronounced muh-ZUR-uh.
If you're not, it's mih-ZUR-ee.
If you're from Missouri and you're still stuck there, it's misery.
Can Ann not read "California City Hall"?
If you're from Missouri, it's pronounced muh-ZUR-uh.
If you're not, it's mih-ZUR-ee.
If you're from Missouri and you're still stuck there, it's misery.
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Screenshot of post scolding California, Missouri, residents before House Republican from MO took it down.
Can Ann not read "California City Hall"?
If you're from Missouri, it's pronounced muh-ZUR-uh.
If you're not, it's mih-ZUR-ee.
If you're from Missouri and you're still stuck there, it's misery.
Can Ann not read "California City Hall"?
If you're from Missouri, it's pronounced muh-ZUR-uh.
If you're not, it's mih-ZUR-ee.
If you're from Missouri and you're still stuck there, it's misery.
Hang 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ them or hang them?
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hang 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ them or hang them?
Well, at least he didn't say "fundamentalist right."
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Well, at least he didn't say "fundamentalist right."
Relevant "This Modern World"
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Relevant "This Modern World"
I wish I could find the 1992 This Modern World cartoon from the first Bush's term, in which he gives his healthcare plan in three words: Don't get sick.
Until then, this will have to do:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1D2... (Trackdown) #snakeoil
Until then, this will have to do:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1D2... (Trackdown) #snakeoil
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wish I could find the 1992 This Modern World cartoon from the first Bush's term, in which he gives his healthcare plan in three words: Don't get sick.
Until then, this will have to do:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1D2... (Trackdown) #snakeoil
Until then, this will have to do:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1D2... (Trackdown) #snakeoil
Incel-leading podcaster argues his misogyny proves he's not gay.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Incel-leading podcaster argues his misogyny proves he's not gay.
She's so awful.
I had to actually argue today that she's worse than Bondi.
(Of course, I'm open to being corrected.)
I had to actually argue today that she's worse than Bondi.
(Of course, I'm open to being corrected.)
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
She's so awful.
I had to actually argue today that she's worse than Bondi.
(Of course, I'm open to being corrected.)
I had to actually argue today that she's worse than Bondi.
(Of course, I'm open to being corrected.)
"throwing her in jail"
This is the kind of normalization America needs.
MAGA needs to get used to the lawbreakers being imprisoned.
They complain that nobody's being thrown in jail, ergo they must be innocent? Let's finally take that talking point away from them.
This is the kind of normalization America needs.
MAGA needs to get used to the lawbreakers being imprisoned.
They complain that nobody's being thrown in jail, ergo they must be innocent? Let's finally take that talking point away from them.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"throwing her in jail"
This is the kind of normalization America needs.
MAGA needs to get used to the lawbreakers being imprisoned.
They complain that nobody's being thrown in jail, ergo they must be innocent? Let's finally take that talking point away from them.
This is the kind of normalization America needs.
MAGA needs to get used to the lawbreakers being imprisoned.
They complain that nobody's being thrown in jail, ergo they must be innocent? Let's finally take that talking point away from them.
Get them in time for Christmas for your favorite Christian Nationalist.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Get them in time for Christmas for your favorite Christian Nationalist.
That is one fucked up book.
His confusion about the phrase "more than" makes me wonder if this is more of the innumeracy that we keep seeing in MAGA.
His confusion about the phrase "more than" makes me wonder if this is more of the innumeracy that we keep seeing in MAGA.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
That is one fucked up book.
His confusion about the phrase "more than" makes me wonder if this is more of the innumeracy that we keep seeing in MAGA.
His confusion about the phrase "more than" makes me wonder if this is more of the innumeracy that we keep seeing in MAGA.
Hell, I even cancelled SiriusXM because I got sick of the ads for Megyn Kelly's new show—the f-ing monster.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hell, I even cancelled SiriusXM because I got sick of the ads for Megyn Kelly's new show—the f-ing monster.
So we're down from hundreds of millions to thousands?
Did these strikes save more European or more American lives?
What drug is trafficked out of Venezuela: fentanyl or coke?
Where is it mostly trafficked: Europe or the U.S.?
Trump won't attack whoever sends coke to the U.S., for obvious reasons.
Did these strikes save more European or more American lives?
What drug is trafficked out of Venezuela: fentanyl or coke?
Where is it mostly trafficked: Europe or the U.S.?
Trump won't attack whoever sends coke to the U.S., for obvious reasons.
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So we're down from hundreds of millions to thousands?
Did these strikes save more European or more American lives?
What drug is trafficked out of Venezuela: fentanyl or coke?
Where is it mostly trafficked: Europe or the U.S.?
Trump won't attack whoever sends coke to the U.S., for obvious reasons.
Did these strikes save more European or more American lives?
What drug is trafficked out of Venezuela: fentanyl or coke?
Where is it mostly trafficked: Europe or the U.S.?
Trump won't attack whoever sends coke to the U.S., for obvious reasons.
Was it? I had guessed it was "Giulino di Mezzegra."
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Was it? I had guessed it was "Giulino di Mezzegra."
Okay, so he's a poseur for the cameras, invented expedience, and acts GOP-tough to cover for being closeted. I get all that. But things like the above and below keep me from believing I'll ever understand this man.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Okay, so he's a poseur for the cameras, invented expedience, and acts GOP-tough to cover for being closeted. I get all that. But things like the above and below keep me from believing I'll ever understand this man.
I'd pay $20 to see her mansplain this:
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'd pay $20 to see her mansplain this:
She's a Gish galloper! Yee-haw!
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
She's a Gish galloper! Yee-haw!
Gosh, this might not be the time for your boss to see this.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Gosh, this might not be the time for your boss to see this.
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