JohnMB
@thejohnmb.bsky.social
Professional word wrangler and aspiring philtrum model. Neither brillig nor slithy.
...only much, much smarter.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
...only much, much smarter.
To be fair, JC's piss-drinking bona fides are historically questionable.
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To be fair, JC's piss-drinking bona fides are historically questionable.
Imagine not only not being mortified by this display, but craving and even requiring it. Just an irretrievably broken person.
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Imagine not only not being mortified by this display, but craving and even requiring it. Just an irretrievably broken person.
I look forward to seeing her lose Fulton County by 97 points.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I look forward to seeing her lose Fulton County by 97 points.
They maxed out their intellectual bandwidth with wall-to-wall egg-price coverage.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They maxed out their intellectual bandwidth with wall-to-wall egg-price coverage.
I'd wager many of them haven't. They grew up in the Northeast, attended prep school followed by an Ivy, then stepped directly into writing jobs at the NYT or WP. That leads to having some pretty skewed views of the way things are in the "real world."
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'd wager many of them haven't. They grew up in the Northeast, attended prep school followed by an Ivy, then stepped directly into writing jobs at the NYT or WP. That leads to having some pretty skewed views of the way things are in the "real world."
This is spot-on. The media like to portray swing voters as savvy barometers of the political zeitgeist, when in fact they're mostly credulous dullards who base their vote on "gut feelings" and "stuff they seen on the Facebook."
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is spot-on. The media like to portray swing voters as savvy barometers of the political zeitgeist, when in fact they're mostly credulous dullards who base their vote on "gut feelings" and "stuff they seen on the Facebook."
"Aggressive Herpes Monkeys" would be a great hardcore band.
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Aggressive Herpes Monkeys" would be a great hardcore band.
How many ways can they repackage "Hurry up and die"?
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How many ways can they repackage "Hurry up and die"?
We should have melted all this shit down when we had the chance.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We should have melted all this shit down when we had the chance.
Guys like this desperately crave the approval of the worst people imaginable.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Guys like this desperately crave the approval of the worst people imaginable.
Even he can't be stupid enough to think a "war" with Venezuela would last until 2028.
October 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Even he can't be stupid enough to think a "war" with Venezuela would last until 2028.
"I would like some more suffering, please" feels like a tough sell, even to the dullards in the GOP.
October 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"I would like some more suffering, please" feels like a tough sell, even to the dullards in the GOP.
They need visual aids, apparently.
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They need visual aids, apparently.
Big shout out to gravity for stepping up here.
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Big shout out to gravity for stepping up here.
He'll always be the King of Cunts.
October 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He'll always be the King of Cunts.
Unless use-of-force guidelines changed dramatically at some point (or Illinois is an outlier, which seems doubtful), you're *never* supposed to strike someone in the head with a baton unless you're trying incapacitate or kill them.
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Unless use-of-force guidelines changed dramatically at some point (or Illinois is an outlier, which seems doubtful), you're *never* supposed to strike someone in the head with a baton unless you're trying incapacitate or kill them.
A functioning Fourth Estate would be hounding GOP leadership about this right now. Part of the sense of hopelessness people feel comes from their continued failures.
October 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A functioning Fourth Estate would be hounding GOP leadership about this right now. Part of the sense of hopelessness people feel comes from their continued failures.
Pitting a bus-bench lawyer from Turdville Tech against the former head of the FBI was always going to end badly for them.
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pitting a bus-bench lawyer from Turdville Tech against the former head of the FBI was always going to end badly for them.