Capt. Joe Shoes
@thejoeshoes.bsky.social
Beloved sidekick. Internet’s stepdad. Once got punched by He-Man. ProWrestlingTees.com/JoeShoes
Catching up on @ewpod.bsky.social and @benlindbergh.bsky.social’s blast on FIP makes me feel like I’m in that Simpsons bit about Zinc.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Catching up on @ewpod.bsky.social and @benlindbergh.bsky.social’s blast on FIP makes me feel like I’m in that Simpsons bit about Zinc.
Just glad that my life was able to reap the benefits of the existence of the great Duane Roberts. RIP.
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just glad that my life was able to reap the benefits of the existence of the great Duane Roberts. RIP.
I’m the blanket from The Brave Little Toaster.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m the blanket from The Brave Little Toaster.
My dad was 18 years younger than I am now when he used this ticket to see one of the greatest games ever. Two days later, the Mets were champions. Just hoping I’m around long enough to see the same for myself. The sun ain’t as bright as it used to be. #mets #lgm #worldseries
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My dad was 18 years younger than I am now when he used this ticket to see one of the greatest games ever. Two days later, the Mets were champions. Just hoping I’m around long enough to see the same for myself. The sun ain’t as bright as it used to be. #mets #lgm #worldseries
Eleven years ago, CPA and I took a stroll through the park, went on the swings and even jumped in with a softball team that was practicing. It was lovely.
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Eleven years ago, CPA and I took a stroll through the park, went on the swings and even jumped in with a softball team that was practicing. It was lovely.
Magistrate J’Oeshoes needs a booking.
October 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Magistrate J’Oeshoes needs a booking.
Another season of #Jets football is the best excuse to stay green with some Lime @drinkgaragebeer.bsky.social! May all your wagers provide a wonderful bounty today! #MajorGarageBeer
September 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Another season of #Jets football is the best excuse to stay green with some Lime @drinkgaragebeer.bsky.social! May all your wagers provide a wonderful bounty today! #MajorGarageBeer
“Well, do you know what I think? I think in the next four games you’ll probably put enough money in these guys’ pockets to cover this. So fuck this bullshit!”
With that, Johnson ripped the bill in half, crumpled it up, and threw it into a nearby garbage can. The room exploded. RIP Davey. #Mets
With that, Johnson ripped the bill in half, crumpled it up, and threw it into a nearby garbage can. The room exploded. RIP Davey. #Mets
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“Well, do you know what I think? I think in the next four games you’ll probably put enough money in these guys’ pockets to cover this. So fuck this bullshit!”
With that, Johnson ripped the bill in half, crumpled it up, and threw it into a nearby garbage can. The room exploded. RIP Davey. #Mets
With that, Johnson ripped the bill in half, crumpled it up, and threw it into a nearby garbage can. The room exploded. RIP Davey. #Mets
Experiment with a little Chemistry, my new beard balm & oil scented with sweet pipe tobacco & vanilla from MadCat! Portion of all proceeds go toward supporting local cat shelters so you’re doing good while looking good! Get your dose now at www.madcatbeardcare.com/product-page...
September 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Experiment with a little Chemistry, my new beard balm & oil scented with sweet pipe tobacco & vanilla from MadCat! Portion of all proceeds go toward supporting local cat shelters so you’re doing good while looking good! Get your dose now at www.madcatbeardcare.com/product-page...
Anatomy of a Mets game. Starring me and Brian Myers.
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Anatomy of a Mets game. Starring me and Brian Myers.
Celebrate the people you miss with something they would love. Today, that means @whitecastle1921.bsky.social.
August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Celebrate the people you miss with something they would love. Today, that means @whitecastle1921.bsky.social.
Haven’t used this one in a while.
August 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Haven’t used this one in a while.
I absolutely disdain religion, but I have zero issue with compromising personal beliefs to try anything to help the Mets.
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I absolutely disdain religion, but I have zero issue with compromising personal beliefs to try anything to help the Mets.
Traditional Colombian cuisine. 🇨🇴
August 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Traditional Colombian cuisine. 🇨🇴
Bienvenidos a Panama 🇵🇦
August 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bienvenidos a Panama 🇵🇦
We’re posting Roger Rabbit so here’s a pic from MGM Studios in 1990. For years it was the only pic of me my parents kept up in their house while there was a dozen of my brother. My mom claims that wasn’t on purpose and it was just pictures she liked. My mom was full of shit.
August 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We’re posting Roger Rabbit so here’s a pic from MGM Studios in 1990. For years it was the only pic of me my parents kept up in their house while there was a dozen of my brother. My mom claims that wasn’t on purpose and it was just pictures she liked. My mom was full of shit.
Get wet with me and Shotzi and stay cool all summer with some ice cold Garage Beer!
August 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Get wet with me and Shotzi and stay cool all summer with some ice cold Garage Beer!
Christmas 1990: my dad bought my brother and I our first real baseball gloves. Mine was a Wilson Kirk Gibson model, my brother had a Rawlings Ryne Sandberg. I kept both those gloves in my bag until my mom sold the house in Queens & finally got rid of them. RIP Ryno.
July 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Christmas 1990: my dad bought my brother and I our first real baseball gloves. Mine was a Wilson Kirk Gibson model, my brother had a Rawlings Ryne Sandberg. I kept both those gloves in my bag until my mom sold the house in Queens & finally got rid of them. RIP Ryno.
Muppets From Space is so removed from where society was in 1999 that I’m shocked it got made in the first place, but completely understand why it flopped at the box office. Such an interesting flick for the time.
boxd.it/8dvy3
boxd.it/8dvy3
July 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Muppets From Space is so removed from where society was in 1999 that I’m shocked it got made in the first place, but completely understand why it flopped at the box office. Such an interesting flick for the time.
boxd.it/8dvy3
boxd.it/8dvy3
I understand my built-in bias, but SNY’s The Wright Way doc is absolutely fantastic and may be the best single-player retrospective I’ve ever seen. Perfect start to finish. Five star rating for #5.
boxd.it/8dvy3
boxd.it/8dvy3
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I understand my built-in bias, but SNY’s The Wright Way doc is absolutely fantastic and may be the best single-player retrospective I’ve ever seen. Perfect start to finish. Five star rating for #5.
boxd.it/8dvy3
boxd.it/8dvy3
My face when I get recognized at a @raysbaseball.com game and hoping the @mets.com don’t see it.
July 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My face when I get recognized at a @raysbaseball.com game and hoping the @mets.com don’t see it.
Thank you, Dylan from Muppets!
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thank you, Dylan from Muppets!