I secretly adore Stove Top. My grandma zhuzhed it up but that was her “secret” recipe.

I’d like a public statement to be issued to the person currently sitting next to me who brought hot pastrami with sauerkraut. The pajamas are fine.

Trying to show he’s down with “affordability” as OBBBA cuts to SNAP, Head Start, Medicaid, student loans, and ACA subsidies take effect

We know this. I don’t know if he knows it. He literally thinks whatever he says makes it legal. Much like kings saying things made them the word of God, the Divine Right of Donald makes his word legal.

The Supreme Court told him he can’t commit a crime so whatever he says is legal. I’m waiting for Karoline to explicitly say this.

“Haha, bitches, I got a new scooter” should immediately be adopted by the Atlantic City visitor’s bureau

This one?

He forgot the part of "don't be stupid" when his administration detained engineers and scientists who were here legally for several days under awful conditions before South Korea chartered a diplomatic flight to rescue them.

My favorite thing to make as soon as warm food makes sense

“And an otherwise normal life to lead” 😳

And actually only 12 working days before marketplace plans have to be locked + first month paid. Dec 15 is a hard deadline for January 1.

No plan + payment by December 15, no insurance coverage in January. Spoken like someone with no experience with marketplace open enrollment.

He’s reading his oath of office? Weird, even for this administration.

Is to answer that it’s liberal feminism’s fault?