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thejessness.bsky.social
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@thejessness.bsky.social
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feline appreciator • yarn transformer
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aaaaand we’re back! 🙌🧶
a pair of WIP knitted socks. heels done, stitch count correct 😅 the yarn is a very pleasing gradient of grey - lime - tan - teal (just starting to come in)
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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🧶 sock on 🧦
ribbing and first few rows of a pair of knitted socks
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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🧶 new sock yarn arrived. we wind.
skein of yarn partly wound into a ball. shades of teal - lime - tan - grey
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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lol yup. i shared in the group chat:
friend replying to OP: “Wooweee it ain't me I'll tell you. I very much immediately negotiate with the terrorists”
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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it’s november for fuckssake
text chat: Is it wrong to spray Christmas carolers with water? gentian violet 👌👌
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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#turkeydiscourse
a ‘50s housewife proudly holds up a roast turkey, dinner guests in the background. caption: “going to glaze the turkey with LSD this year then we will see who has their shit together.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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excuse me miss 😻
lilo kitty, curled up with her paws tucked under her chin. she is looking into the camera
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
thejessness.bsky.social
those look rad 🌈
i also made spouse some gusto echoes socks 😁
rainbow-ish gradient socks. yarn is gusto wool echoes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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🧶 had my head turned by a @woollywormhead.bsky.social pattern for #FOYAL2025 - guess i’m doing some stranded colorwork ✨
cover page of the Elfdans hat pattern: a square top knitted hat in two colours
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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post a famous bathroom scene
Trainspotting - renton disappearing head first into The Worst Toilet in Scotland
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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speaking of turkeys
stitch the cat, sitting with all his legs tucked in. his big thighs make him look like a big roasted bird
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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🧶 tried Very Pink Knits’ tubular cast on tutorial for the cuff of new socks. love it!
the first few rows of a ribbed sock cuff knitted with teal yarn
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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got to chill with my godcats today
cthulhu, a sweet strawberry blond boy. he looks a bit grumpy in this pic but is actually 100% pudding miss callie (short for caliente), a tiny round calico. she is the boss
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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i have two of their skeins at the moment, they’re too beautiful, i have decision anxiety about what to make with them
mohair yarn on a swift, silvery grey with splotches of greens turquoise and yellow sock yarn on a swift. dark brown with neon pinks and oranges, speckles of mint and blue
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Hedgehog Fibres yarn minis advent. the currency exchange makes it impossible but i would give anything 🤩🧶💖
teeny tiny boxes of teeny tiny skeins of yarn
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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🧶🧦💖
a completed pair of knitted socks on blockers. self striping yarn in purple, blue, cream and various speckles, contrast ribbing, heel + toe in sage green. pattern is summer lee’s I’m So Basic socks
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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thick cotton stüssy hoodie, lime green overdyed black
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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fuuuuuuuuuuck this
“Turn on smart features and personalisation in Gmail, Chat and Meet to use inbox categories”
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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🧶 the socks continue. look at these cute heels! 💚 pattern is summer lee’s I’m So Basic socks 🧦
partly knitted socks in self striping yarn of purple, dark blue and cream. contrasting heels in sage green
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
prodigy - the fat of the land
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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my brother bought me a shirt with our family crest on it 🥰
(artwork by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) 💖
a smiling cartoon cat with a big bite taken out of its head. caption: do you have any ibuprofen
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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we did feast 🤤
the aftermath of a banquet at People’s Republic of Noodles
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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managed to finish a heel on the plane - remembered to swap out my chiaogoos for some wooden basix so they wouldn’t get confiscated 🧶
a partly knitted sock, just past the heel turn and into gusset decreases
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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💚🦜
a tweet by jpbrammer: wild thing about birds is that you can imagine a truly outrageous bird, like make up a bird on the spot, and the bird probably exists
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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🧶 i’m getting 7.5/inch on size 0 and they’re hardly sloppy. no idea how one manages 10 🙃
the first 20ish rows of a pair of striped socks, on circular needles
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM