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D·LIRIUM BRAPNAS⸸Y
@thejaydee.bsky.social
Games the only legal place to kill stupids
I hate my fans
idk what a Magical Mirai 2023 is but my gay ass son likes it so.
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
caught a rat with my bare hands and taught it to flip the fuck out
December 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
listening to biggie cheese straight up changed my polarity on life
December 14, 2024 at 8:02 AM
i don't care about nations or borders, i'm a soldier for big tobacco
November 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
i want a spy kids crossover
November 27, 2024 at 2:28 AM
wake up in the shower and pissing on the shower curtains
call up dolly parten and ask if her farts are hurting
November 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by D·LIRIUM BRAPNAS⸸Y
getback to the rat race wage slave. spits at you
November 2, 2024 at 4:33 AM
WHO THE FUCK BROKE MY ZUNE
November 7, 2024 at 11:52 PM
i'm built different from the basics, a whole different genus
pins and needles all day cause my shit's intravenous
you know i banged every bitch that's on venus
cause they all want some when i pull out the greenis
November 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
i edge cancelled a motherfucker till he cried
October 31, 2024 at 1:04 AM
got held up on some bullshit.
October 31, 2024 at 12:39 AM
you can't make movies about a kid who rips ass so hard he puts people in space anymore because of woke
October 29, 2024 at 3:18 AM
i got verbs where my nouns should be
October 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
threw up and saw doomed portents and ill omens in the splatter
October 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
your honour, legally i'm a DAO so I can't be charged with wire fraud
October 28, 2024 at 9:08 AM
if i see those grey aliens coming by my bountiful crop again then things are gonna get real racist real fast
October 28, 2024 at 1:22 AM
topped the sun and every other heavenly body
October 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
hit 2 gamers with my mercedes benz
October 26, 2024 at 11:35 PM
forcibly removed from the post office again
October 26, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Gorked up and down to pray on my knees for this bullshit

Absolute rotisserie of divinity
October 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
i came back from the dead just to prove that nothing keeps me down
October 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM
they named gangnam style after me
October 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM