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I talk about the Mariners way more than any east coaster should.

Manager of @mariners-news-bot.bsky.social‬

Writer: Words From the Wharf
https://wordsfromthewharf.substack.com/
Tonight’s Menu:

Baked Tilapia Rolls

Tilapia and brioche buns bathed in butter, garlic, parsley, onion powder, paprika, grated parmesan and lemon juice - topped with sautéed jalapeños and onions.

Side: Primavera Veggies.
March 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Been making biscuits from scratch over the last month or so and experimenting a bit.

May have found the holy grail. Kerrygold Garlic/Herb butter and a triple cheddar blend in the dough.
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You've got $15, who is in your #Mariners rotation?
February 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A reheat from last night:

It's hard to interpret Jerry Dipoto's comments from yesterday about the 2025 #Mariners roster as anything less than a lie.

But Jerry isn't alone in this.

New from Words from the Wharf - "Pretty Little Liars"
wordsfromthewharf.substack.com/p/pretty-littl…
February 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
January 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
2024 vs. 2025
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Here is the recap of Jeff Passan talking #Mariners on Brock and Salk today - with topics including:

- Mariners inactivity
- Ownership and lack of spending
- FA Fits
- Rōki Sasaki
- How the players should feel about inactivity
- Luis Castillo Trade Rumors
- More
January 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It seems the #Mariners ownership group and front office have still yet to learn the lesson that an ever growing online presence has over the last decade - so I decided to write about it.

Hope Is Not a Strategy.

Live now, on Words from the Wharf.
t.co/ZYSfEVZPfY
January 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hOw cAn tHe dOdGeRs kEeP oUtBiDdInG fOr aLl tHe gOoD pLaYeRs
January 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Twas the Night Before Christmas
And down by the Wharf
I bring you the story of an owner
With a wallet the size of a dwarf.

Happy Holidays, everyone.
t.co/nLh6FjsRtp
December 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Cubs fans mock trades in SHAMBLES
December 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Objectively, scouting is the responsibility of Scott Hunter - so attributing Jerry with the pitching development isn't very accurate.

Also fwiw - his 'success' with trades has been overblown too - he's acquired 2 players since 2020 that have generated more than 3 fWAR - both of whom aren't here.
December 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Stop trying to trade #Mariners starting pitchers for singular prospects only challenge
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Okay - you want unhinged trades? You got it.

If you told me the #Mariners wind up with Rōki as well?

Yeah, sign me up.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
After the trade?

He was horrific before!
November 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I’m talking about when Winker was acquired.

He had ONE full season above 2 bWAR, was the same age, and same control.

Oh, and here was his 2021 Savant page:
November 27, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Pretty sure the #Mariners community would collectively lose their shit if this was the cost for Bohm
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
1. Good on Cal. If he thinks a new agent will land him the extension (or deal elsewhere) he wants, then good!

2. I’m glad I won’t need to hear the “Boras won’t let him sign here” schtick anymore
November 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
new 'when #Mariners fans get mad for no reason' meme just dropped
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Important info regarding Rōki Sasaki's signing period.

By being apart of the 2025 International Signing Class, the #Mariners will be tied for the most money available in their pool at $7.55M.

Signing bonus money might not be a huge factor for him, but it doesn't hurt your chances having the most.
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Hard Pass.

I like Bohm for the #Mariners, but not for Peete AND Arroyo.
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
🫡🫡🫡
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Totally get that!

It does seem like the org’s focus has been SP/OF/3B so this in theory helped one without increasing finances.

But totally understand the Phillies looking to elevate Painter, and finding another way to send out money.

Still think Bohm/SEA is a match - my proposal from last week 👇
November 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
looking for the most unrealistic part of this #Mariners hypothetical trade be like
November 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM