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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.

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NO SOUP FOR YOU
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Trump Vows To Make Baseball White Again

"We will fix the broken color line and the historic injustice meted out to generations of white ballplayers whose skin color previously guaranteed employment."

January 18, 2025
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Jackie Robinson photo taken by Bob Sandberg, when he was working as a staff photographer of LOOK Magazine, and is part of the LOOK Magazine Photograph Collection at the Library of Congress. The photo was released into the public domain by the copyright owner, Cowles Communications, Inc. Composite Graphic: Courtesy of the author
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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In related news, Jeff Bezos.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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In related news, Jeff Bezos.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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In related news, Jeff Bezos.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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In related news, Jeff Bezos.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Todd Blanche DuBois says what?
“I don’t tell the truth. I tell what ought to be the truth.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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In related news, Jeff Bezos.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Donny goes boom boom
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Ass Music
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Meanwhile the meat missile remains in custody.
#FREETHESANDWICH
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Sure Sandwich Guy got a Not Guilty Vedict, but what of his Subway?

FREE THE SANDWICH!
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Moments later…Trumpy goes boom boom.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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TRUMP CLEARS OVAL
RFK Jr. Flees First
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Trumpy went boom boom
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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This photo clears the air
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Trumpy went boom boom
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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On closer inspection, the photo reveals reason for collapse.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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TRUMP EMPTIES OVAL
Trump denies but photo clearly shows he dealt it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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First look at Bovino’s deposition. Clutching his lollipop, this disgraced Lollipop Guild member testifies.
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Here’s the moment when the ASL translator signed Jeff Tiedrich’s response to press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s answer.
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Leaked photo of Gregory Bovino’s deposition. The Lollipop Guild disavows his actions and further bans Bovino from returning to Munchkin Land.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Bovino admits lying while clutching his lolly.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Leaked photo of Lollipop Guild’s Greg Bovino’s deposition
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The face of the aristocracy or a middle aged man who wonders who stole his lollipop?
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM