The Insatiable Critic
@theinsaticritic.bsky.social
Cats. Vinyl. Audiobooks. Solid writing and occasional doodles by a whole bean hipster. Unvarnished opinions. I support #humanvoices, artists and literacy for all. Join the party and fight the machines!
I was like...I have SEEN that face before...hmmm....AH HA
I grew up with cartoon Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands; I for sure have a type 😂😂😂
I grew up with cartoon Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands; I for sure have a type 😂😂😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was like...I have SEEN that face before...hmmm....AH HA
I grew up with cartoon Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands; I for sure have a type 😂😂😂
I grew up with cartoon Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands; I for sure have a type 😂😂😂
Many thanks to @nutmegart.bsky.social for finally making me realize that Dr. Drakken from KimPossible is basically just a not gross/living version of cartoon Beetlejuice and effectively marrying the Tim Burton-raised childhood part of my brain with my midlife-crisis KP brain
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Many thanks to @nutmegart.bsky.social for finally making me realize that Dr. Drakken from KimPossible is basically just a not gross/living version of cartoon Beetlejuice and effectively marrying the Tim Burton-raised childhood part of my brain with my midlife-crisis KP brain
My holiday vibes today.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My holiday vibes today.
I mean REALLY folks:
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I mean REALLY folks:
The Northern Lights are super awesome on my yoga pants tonight
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Northern Lights are super awesome on my yoga pants tonight
my sexual prowess as a character
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
my sexual prowess as a character
Me as an artist, sharing my work
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me as an artist, sharing my work
My 🎃 gift to you - the original opening dialogue narrated by Patrick Stewart on #vinyl that was cut from the final film!
#HappyHalloween! 👻
#HappyHalloween! 👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My 🎃 gift to you - the original opening dialogue narrated by Patrick Stewart on #vinyl that was cut from the final film!
#HappyHalloween! 👻
#HappyHalloween! 👻
I feel so called out
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I feel so called out
Saw this in Whole Foods today and died a little inside.
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Saw this in Whole Foods today and died a little inside.
Hahaahahaaa I love how @bsky.app just flagged a picture I took of a Victoria's Secret mailer that literally gets spammed to everyone's snail mailboxes 😆😆
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hahaahahaaa I love how @bsky.app just flagged a picture I took of a Victoria's Secret mailer that literally gets spammed to everyone's snail mailboxes 😆😆
Cuz caroling in our underwear in below freezing temps is totally the dream, right @libbycudmore.bsky.social ? 😂😂😂
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Cuz caroling in our underwear in below freezing temps is totally the dream, right @libbycudmore.bsky.social ? 😂😂😂
Yaaaay got my prints of my commissioned art from @wardjenkins.bsky.social (can't show yet; Christmas presents!!!) and I even got some bonus envelope art!
Can't get this from AI ya'll 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Can't get this from AI ya'll 🥰🥰🥰🥰
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yaaaay got my prints of my commissioned art from @wardjenkins.bsky.social (can't show yet; Christmas presents!!!) and I even got some bonus envelope art!
Can't get this from AI ya'll 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Can't get this from AI ya'll 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I did the thing!!!! I have supported these folks for years; they do awesome work. crescentcitycafe.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I did the thing!!!! I have supported these folks for years; they do awesome work. crescentcitycafe.com
Retailers, hate to break it to you but putting xmas decorations up before Halloween doesn't change the fact we are all broke. It is just fucking annoying.
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Retailers, hate to break it to you but putting xmas decorations up before Halloween doesn't change the fact we are all broke. It is just fucking annoying.
My lovely hubby helped treat me to some amazing Lunchie PG-13 #drakgo art as an early anniversary gift. Just partially sharing cuz I am saving the rest for maself hue hue hue
Thank you for the commission opportunity and putting so much heart into this @isitlunchyet.bsky.social !
Thank you for the commission opportunity and putting so much heart into this @isitlunchyet.bsky.social !
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My lovely hubby helped treat me to some amazing Lunchie PG-13 #drakgo art as an early anniversary gift. Just partially sharing cuz I am saving the rest for maself hue hue hue
Thank you for the commission opportunity and putting so much heart into this @isitlunchyet.bsky.social !
Thank you for the commission opportunity and putting so much heart into this @isitlunchyet.bsky.social !
I have to post this every year #myfavoriteseason 🎃
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have to post this every year #myfavoriteseason 🎃
So true it hurts
October 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So true it hurts
An oldie but a goodie
September 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
An oldie but a goodie
Sunday I met THE #jeffgoldblum when he brought his jazz band to Houston! I've had a few celebrity encounters but this one was absolutely the best! I reached my hand up before he left the stage, he took it in his cool, dry piano fingers and I said, "I love you Jeff!" He said, "I love you too!" 🫶
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sunday I met THE #jeffgoldblum when he brought his jazz band to Houston! I've had a few celebrity encounters but this one was absolutely the best! I reached my hand up before he left the stage, he took it in his cool, dry piano fingers and I said, "I love you Jeff!" He said, "I love you too!" 🫶
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Wassup guys
Wassup guys
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Wassup guys
Wassup guys
Long day. Enjoying @torchystacos.bsky.social (and a sangria) with the munchkin to soothe my scattered spirits. 😈
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Long day. Enjoying @torchystacos.bsky.social (and a sangria) with the munchkin to soothe my scattered spirits. 😈
Feeling like hot crap on a stick today but this dude is a good nurse #Batmantotherescue
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Feeling like hot crap on a stick today but this dude is a good nurse #Batmantotherescue
Boss night out with @aetheriusnola.bsky.social and his mom at our favorite place - @torchystacos.bsky.social ! 😈🤘🔥🎆 #friendswhoarefamily
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Boss night out with @aetheriusnola.bsky.social and his mom at our favorite place - @torchystacos.bsky.social ! 😈🤘🔥🎆 #friendswhoarefamily