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𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋
𝗌𝖾𝗆𝗂 - 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗈𝖼 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
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𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋
𝗌𝖾𝗆𝗂 - 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗈𝖼 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
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" Well, I agree with all of those things.
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
"There are many things I do not trust:
Necromancy.
Tieflings and cambions.
Anyone who uses the word 'disingenuous'.
Improper grammar."
Necromancy.
Tieflings and cambions.
Anyone who uses the word 'disingenuous'.
Improper grammar."
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
" Well, I agree with all of those things.
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
But I'd also add twats in armor to the list. "
" Oh? Do share little flower. "
"I require some assistance.."
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
" Oh? Do share little flower. "
Reposted by 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙭
ᅟᅟ ❝𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨, 𝙮𝙤𝙪❜𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨.❞
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
ᅟᅟ ❝𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨, 𝙮𝙤𝙪❜𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨.❞
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
| #Dispatchrp | #MVRP | #Superherorp |
𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄 / 𝘀𝗳𝘄 , 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 - 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆
♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
Reposted by 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙭
" Pst— 'course I am.
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
"are you ok?"
The arachnid asks, they felt that the tiefling's vibe has been a bit off the past few days. . .she wanted to check up on her and make sure she was ok
"You've been acting a bit. . .odd."
The arachnid asks, they felt that the tiefling's vibe has been a bit off the past few days. . .she wanted to check up on her and make sure she was ok
"You've been acting a bit. . .odd."
" Marriage is overrated.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 AM
" Pst— 'course I am.
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
'Ha worlds at ma finger tips, who 'ives a damn what she says abou' me! "
Throwing her hands up as if to prove how in control she was, the bottle of rum flying out of her fingers.
" Haaa... whoosh. Easy come, easy go. "
" Marriage is overrated.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
" Marriage is overrated.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
I jus' wanna live my life, fuck who I wanna fuck, an' let the booze guide me when I'm not workin. "
Yes, a wanted woman is being an idiot at the bar again. Two days in a row? Clearly this is depression.
Annnnd shes back to singing scary sounding sea shanties as she drinks.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Annnnd shes back to singing scary sounding sea shanties as she drinks.
" Devil mornin' to you too. "
"God morning everyone. "
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
" Devil mornin' to you too. "
Ha.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Ha.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
You're gonna be a nice pet project.
" Both.
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
" Both.
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
I'm the face of the thieves guild, and the unofficial leader of he adventurers guild.
But neither come with guaranteed one on one time. I'm a mistress on the side, I thats what you need. "
She certainly kept herself busy.
" I'd take you on happily. "
" Well, the adventures guild— its easy enough.
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
" Well, the adventures guild— its easy enough.
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
The thieves guild though? Thats complicated. "
The tiefling would just give a small sigh, almost as if she was living in a momment.
" Well, she still visit— but not I have her make appointments. "
// The temptation to remake my Coupe account grows.
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
// The temptation to remake my Coupe account grows.
The Tiefling would offer a hum this time, almost as if she was considering it.
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The Tiefling would offer a hum this time, almost as if she was considering it.
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
" Well— I hear she heads a couple guilds these days. Loves a hero type, loves a practical hero.
Also, the torture thing? Thats over played, the Dukes wife LOVED that.
Pussy tasted like honey.~ "
The Guild master would give a hearty laugh before patting the other on the back.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The Guild master would give a hearty laugh before patting the other on the back.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
" An' even if ya did you'd die tryin' ta take her in. "
It wasnt a threat, almost as if the words were certain.
'Course it does— why else would I do it?
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
Is that really how it works ?
( her methods to heal a hangover didn’t feel right . It was strange even )
( her methods to heal a hangover didn’t feel right . It was strange even )
Gotta chase away yesterday's hangover, babe~
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
'Course it does— why else would I do it?
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
( Sound logic clearly, head tilted back chugging even more of it. Liquid running down her face. She either had a really good or really bad night. )
" 🎶 All is not what once was thought, for the serpent always lies. 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
" 🎶 All is not what once was thought, for the serpent always lies. 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
Yes, shes singing sea shanties while stumbling to the Guild Hall.
" 🎶Uk'otoa— Uk'otoa, keep him locked away. AND if the creature is released, all our lives will surely cease! 🎶 Uk'otoa Uk'otoa 🎶 "
Gotta chase away yesterday's hangover, babe~
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
Alcohol so early ?
( no judgement mainly confusion and curiosity .
She’d slightly tilt her head )
( no judgement mainly confusion and curiosity .
She’d slightly tilt her head )
Well enough.
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Gotta chase away yesterday's hangover, babe~
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
( Clearly still quite drunk from the previous night. She'd be fine in a couple hours when she ran out of rum. )
Well enough.
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Well enough.
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
( Drinking her morning Rum with a happy sigh. )
" How are you going to get past the guards? Get around the magical security? Avoid anyone looking up at the gems? "
Scarlet would entertain the idea, if nothing else to plan to show them how planning worked. But she was patient, not kind, but patient.
Scarlet would entertain the idea, if nothing else to plan to show them how planning worked. But she was patient, not kind, but patient.
"PFFFFT-"
The arachnid barely stifles a laugh, but apon looking at her own poster, her eyes light up with an idea
"I know how I'll up my charges!"
She says, a slight hiss from her voice as she speaks, bouncing up and down
"You know that gemstone fair they do every year? I'll steal the big-
The arachnid barely stifles a laugh, but apon looking at her own poster, her eyes light up with an idea
"I know how I'll up my charges!"
She says, a slight hiss from her voice as she speaks, bouncing up and down
"You know that gemstone fair they do every year? I'll steal the big-
" My first poster was worse. "
She'd snort a bit laughing at the crude drawing, but she would pull out another one. That looked like the most generic Tiefling possible, horns were wrong, and it was almost a stick figure.
" You've got a good start, don't rush. "
She'd snort a bit laughing at the crude drawing, but she would pull out another one. That looked like the most generic Tiefling possible, horns were wrong, and it was almost a stick figure.
" You've got a good start, don't rush. "
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 AM
" How are you going to get past the guards? Get around the magical security? Avoid anyone looking up at the gems? "
Scarlet would entertain the idea, if nothing else to plan to show them how planning worked. But she was patient, not kind, but patient.
Scarlet would entertain the idea, if nothing else to plan to show them how planning worked. But she was patient, not kind, but patient.
Ignore her, she is laying across her desk clenching her stomach. That time of the month.
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Ignore her, she is laying across her desk clenching her stomach. That time of the month.
" My first poster was worse. "
She'd snort a bit laughing at the crude drawing, but she would pull out another one. That looked like the most generic Tiefling possible, horns were wrong, and it was almost a stick figure.
" You've got a good start, don't rush. "
She'd snort a bit laughing at the crude drawing, but she would pull out another one. That looked like the most generic Tiefling possible, horns were wrong, and it was almost a stick figure.
" You've got a good start, don't rush. "
"It is really pretty! . .I guess the person that did mine wasn't as intrested."
Her drawing was crude and not very much effort was put into it. However, her mugshot was her in her hooded state, with her lower appendages hanging out of the hood, which basically meant a outfit change would put her-
Her drawing was crude and not very much effort was put into it. However, her mugshot was her in her hooded state, with her lower appendages hanging out of the hood, which basically meant a outfit change would put her-
" You'll get there. "
Patting the small spider-like figure on the back gently she'd hang the poster up in her personal office with a hum.
" Goddess be damned, they picked a fantastic artist to do this. Truthly, if it were a she? I'd take her out. "
Patting the small spider-like figure on the back gently she'd hang the poster up in her personal office with a hum.
" Goddess be damned, they picked a fantastic artist to do this. Truthly, if it were a she? I'd take her out. "
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
" My first poster was worse. "
She'd snort a bit laughing at the crude drawing, but she would pull out another one. That looked like the most generic Tiefling possible, horns were wrong, and it was almost a stick figure.
" You've got a good start, don't rush. "
She'd snort a bit laughing at the crude drawing, but she would pull out another one. That looked like the most generic Tiefling possible, horns were wrong, and it was almost a stick figure.
" You've got a good start, don't rush. "
" You'll get there. "
Patting the small spider-like figure on the back gently she'd hang the poster up in her personal office with a hum.
" Goddess be damned, they picked a fantastic artist to do this. Truthly, if it were a she? I'd take her out. "
Patting the small spider-like figure on the back gently she'd hang the poster up in her personal office with a hum.
" Goddess be damned, they picked a fantastic artist to do this. Truthly, if it were a she? I'd take her out. "
"AWH! LUCKY! Mines only at 250gp. . ."
Arachna's poster was much less fancy, she only had Charges for Theft and Assault against City Officials. . .She wanted to up the charges and gold count. . .but she'd die doing anything over simple petty theft.
Arachna's poster was much less fancy, she only had Charges for Theft and Assault against City Officials. . .She wanted to up the charges and gold count. . .but she'd die doing anything over simple petty theft.
Whistling as she looked at her new Wanted poster.
" Damn, who is that beautiful woman? "
Poster saying; WANTED
Dead or Alive
Grand larceny
Extortion of merchants and nobles
Torture of informants
Assassination of city officials
Arson of guard precincts
14,000gp and land ownership rights.
" Damn, who is that beautiful woman? "
Poster saying; WANTED
Dead or Alive
Grand larceny
Extortion of merchants and nobles
Torture of informants
Assassination of city officials
Arson of guard precincts
14,000gp and land ownership rights.
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
" You'll get there. "
Patting the small spider-like figure on the back gently she'd hang the poster up in her personal office with a hum.
" Goddess be damned, they picked a fantastic artist to do this. Truthly, if it were a she? I'd take her out. "
Patting the small spider-like figure on the back gently she'd hang the poster up in her personal office with a hum.
" Goddess be damned, they picked a fantastic artist to do this. Truthly, if it were a she? I'd take her out. "
" But... I did do the assassination. "
" In my defense, I didn't TORTURE that guy.
He always had four fingers. "
If that was true or not would be difficult to tell.
He always had four fingers. "
If that was true or not would be difficult to tell.
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
" But... I did do the assassination. "
" In my defense, I didn't TORTURE that guy.
He always had four fingers. "
If that was true or not would be difficult to tell.
He always had four fingers. "
If that was true or not would be difficult to tell.
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 AM
" In my defense, I didn't TORTURE that guy.
He always had four fingers. "
If that was true or not would be difficult to tell.
He always had four fingers. "
If that was true or not would be difficult to tell.