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Jason 🇨🇦
@theicepirates.bsky.social
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Just a lonely space pirate searching the galaxy for water.
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Not a meme, but this is likely why.
A screenshot of a post that reads "I wonder how many Christians are premium users... 🤔", which quotes a post about the Text With Jesus app, where users can talk to AI and have it answer questions as Jesus, and where "premium users can converse with Satan".
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Scene from Star Wars with Darth Vader in front of stormtroopers with the caption "I sense something. A presence I haven't felt since..."
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes with the caption "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing!"
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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No, this is cruel. 🤠

(Sorry, don't have the video, just an old screenshot)
Screenshot of a video showing the wrapping of brussel sprouts in old Ferrero Rocher wrappers with the text "Preparing the balls of disappointment for Halloween"
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Although I don't know why they posted a post with extra info then deleted it.
MeidasTouch screenshot showing Newsome saying I-5 won't be shutdown, quoting William Martin post saying the military action is fake news. Asking MeidasTouch why they deleted and cropped out extra information about the I-5 closure.
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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What the...?!

I really don't understand people.

Reported & blocked.

This isn't a joke. Grow the fuck up.
Screenshot of Bluesky poster @blackbijewess trying to make fun of what Greta Thunberg was trying to do for the people of Palestine, specifically Greta's refusal for an expedited deportation process from Israel
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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MAGA troll alert.

СМРТ ФАШИЗМА СЛОБОДА НАРОДУ
WeThePeople user profile, who has MAGA hatred propaganda all over his timeline.
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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In a room full of Generals/Admirals, be this guy.
A top US military leader attending Hegseth's meeting doing facepalm.
September 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A scene from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Best of Both Worlds Part I with Riker and Shelby, with the caption '"Mr. Worf ... Fire." And so began a very long summer for ST:TNG fans.'
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs with Sonny the Cocoa Puffs bird
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Screenshot from Babylon 5 with the caption Voice Of The Resistance
August 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Felt like a little computer nerd joke chuckle 🤠
An image of Skeletor with the caption "Add comma's to your passwords to mess with the CSV file they will be dumped into after being breached." Skeletor then runs away with the caption "Until next time"
August 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Picture of Daffy Duck in a movie theatre with a sick look on his face, hands on his stomach, with the caption "Easy Stomach"
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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🤣🤣🤣

Someone's butt hurt. 🤠

We'll trade you Danielle Smith and all her 🍁MAGA Mouthbreathers for California. Throw in the whole Pacific Northwest while you're at it and we'll throw in Scott Moe and Doug Ford for no extra charge.

#cdnpoli
Silly American saying "Canada needs America more than America needs Canada. Get rid of you tariffs and allow fair and free trade. We'll take Alberta off your hands"
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Oh, here's a fun fact.

GardaWorld struck a contract to do airport screenings for 45 airports across Canada.

The same GardaWorld who has been tasked with proving security for the US concentration camp.

Screenshot attached in case the remove it from their site.

www.gardaworld.com/news/gardawo...
GardaWorld Awarded $2.7 billion in Contracts to Provide Security Screening at 45 Airports Across Canada - Nov. 24, 2023
July 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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What a shame, I also just reserved two tickets for the parade, but my duties with the California Law Review is too pressing during this time of unrest!

Oh well, maybe next time 🤠

#cdnpoli
#uspoli
Event Registration for the military parade on June 24th under the name of Josip Broz.
June 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
A picture of the main cast from the movie Galaxy Quest.
May 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Picture of a vehicle gas gauge pointing to empty, with the word "FUCKS" posted below it in big white letters
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I was really pulling for there to be a Pope Scotty I.
A picture of Scotty dressed as the Pope, from the movie Eurotrip.
May 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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A picture of Sean Bean as Boromir from Fellowship of the Ring with the caption "One does not simply lose three fighter jets".
May 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Except in this case, it'd be like Grima Wormtongue advising Gothmog. 🤠
Picture of Gothmog, orc commander in Return of the King.
May 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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A picture of a smiling Billy Idol, from the movie The Wedding Singer.
April 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I voted!
A picture of Billy Idol smiling from the movie The Wedding Singer.
April 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Go out and vote.

#cdnpoli
#Never51
#NeverVoteCONservative
Prime Minister Mark Carney and Mike Myers wearing Team Canada #51 jerseys with the word NEVER printed on them, signifying "NEVER 51".
April 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM