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The real miracle is how he turned a booming economy into a food-bank economy and still has cultists calling him Jesus

Immortal men usually don’t need nondisclosure agreements.. #USDemocracy

Look at Creepy Donny doing his discount YMCA at the sad prom. Orange Oompa-Loompah flailing while Melania calculates divorce lawyers. Still calling women “piggy” and “ugly” at 78—peak fragile ego. Weak, weird, and one bad poll from crying on Truth Social. Pathetic.
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Johnson still out here cosplaying Captain America while his orange king tucked Ghislaine Maxwell into a plush cell. Trump called up his lawyer, (the one that looks like the red angry bird), & said “Make sure my favorite procurer gets the Martha Stewart package, capisce?
Enjoy unemployment, Mikey. 🥾

Bro’s tint so dark because he’s ashamed to be seen crying in a 2014 Altima with 187k miles and a cracked windshield.
#USDemocracy #TheHeckleSociety #SatireSavesDemocracy

Impeach convict remove #USDemocracy

Trump's reaction proves one thing: He's definitely planning some very illegal orders.
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This photo is the ‘subtle art of indifference’ in one frame
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Oh Don Jr., crying about Clinton's intern? Your dad's got a rape conviction trophy and an Epstein BFF who pimped kids from his spa. That new White House 'ballroom'? We're calling it the Lolita Lounge—booked solid with your ghosts. #Usdemocracy #DoubleV #THS

A frequent-flier card for the Lolita Express.
#USDemocracy #ReleaseTheFiles

If you’re handing over $200k to sit near Trump, you’re not powerful—you’re getting ripped off by the grifters you worship. if you’re burning $100k to pimp out a ballroom for his next ego parade, congrats, you’re not just a loser, you’re a walking, talking ATM with zero self-respect. #USDemocracy

“Desert locust reduction in Africa” — yeah, how dare we stop biblical plagues? Clearly, the GOP prefers the full apocalypse package.
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Trump's plane "gift" and the Qatar facility in Idaho have sparked a MAJOR MAGA fallout. His most ardent backers are screaming 'betrayal,' proving that in-flight influence might be a smoother ride for Qatar than for his own party.
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