The Dark Lord
@thehealingtype.bsky.social
“Don’t Make Me Use This” - Me holding my tongue
Emotionally intelligent. Slightly unwell.
Always the main character.
IG: @_thehealingtype
Emotionally intelligent. Slightly unwell.
Always the main character.
IG: @_thehealingtype
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Probiotics - vaginal and digestive
One of those squatting stools for in front of your toilet.
Organic pads - been using them for years and have very light, virtually painless periods. It never used to be like that.
Bidet toilet attachment. Make sure it has a feminine function. Cleanliness is vital
One of those squatting stools for in front of your toilet.
Organic pads - been using them for years and have very light, virtually painless periods. It never used to be like that.
Bidet toilet attachment. Make sure it has a feminine function. Cleanliness is vital
What are some health tips you swear by that you know could make a difference for others? Share the practices that have transformed your well-being!
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probiotics - vaginal and digestive
One of those squatting stools for in front of your toilet.
Organic pads - been using them for years and have very light, virtually painless periods. It never used to be like that.
Bidet toilet attachment. Make sure it has a feminine function. Cleanliness is vital
One of those squatting stools for in front of your toilet.
Organic pads - been using them for years and have very light, virtually painless periods. It never used to be like that.
Bidet toilet attachment. Make sure it has a feminine function. Cleanliness is vital
You better start being humble bc when God has to humble you, he gone take away that side tooth
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You better start being humble bc when God has to humble you, he gone take away that side tooth
Black will never go out of style
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Black will never go out of style
You can taste when a black person made the potato salad
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You can taste when a black person made the potato salad
The older I get, the less I care about masking. The less I mask, the more I realize I’m on the spectrum
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The older I get, the less I care about masking. The less I mask, the more I realize I’m on the spectrum
Freckled people are the Dalmatians of humanity
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Freckled people are the Dalmatians of humanity
Performative Masculinity is hearing a woman say “I prefer to be in control” and taking offense to it
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Performative Masculinity is hearing a woman say “I prefer to be in control” and taking offense to it
I love Mexican food but I hate how it runs through me 😂
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I love Mexican food but I hate how it runs through me 😂
Raven gone end up looking like Whoopi
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Raven gone end up looking like Whoopi
My dad saw me buy an 8th from my lil brother so he asked to see it. I showed him the baggie & he said, “Back in the day our nuggets were bigger.” I looked at him and said, back in the day yall had seeds in yall nuggets, this ain’t not Reggie” 😂😂😂😂
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My dad saw me buy an 8th from my lil brother so he asked to see it. I showed him the baggie & he said, “Back in the day our nuggets were bigger.” I looked at him and said, back in the day yall had seeds in yall nuggets, this ain’t not Reggie” 😂😂😂😂
Have you ever farted while getting a massage? Most embarrassing shit ever 😭
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Have you ever farted while getting a massage? Most embarrassing shit ever 😭
How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You:
If they forgive you.
If they forgive you.
October 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You:
If they forgive you.
If they forgive you.
The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it
Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability
I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one
AYEEEEE I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION (this not a thread)
Do yall go to work on yall Birthday?
Do yall go to work on yall Birthday?
October 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one
Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school
Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂
Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s
October 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s
It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome
She really ain’t the brightest crayon in the box 😂 I used to think Jason was stupid, they are equally ignant
Oooooh yea now I got too ima be honest I never took miss stack house as intelligent so this bout to be funny
October 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
She really ain’t the brightest crayon in the box 😂 I used to think Jason was stupid, they are equally ignant
A little tip, sprinkle a small bit of ground coffee & sugar in your shoes to secure the position. I got both jobs I applied for by doing this for my interview 🪄
Y’all… after a month of being jobless, and being told I’m “overqualified” for damn near everything I applied to… ya girl has three interviews next week 🥹
October 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A little tip, sprinkle a small bit of ground coffee & sugar in your shoes to secure the position. I got both jobs I applied for by doing this for my interview 🪄
Girl, go ahead and start. Just remember, Sookie is probably stupider than you remember her being
You’re reminding me I was sposd to start this with my friend 3 weeks ago 😭😭
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Girl, go ahead and start. Just remember, Sookie is probably stupider than you remember her being
Dr. Umar & Orlando Brown are EFFORTLESSLY funny 😂🤣 Top Tier comedy in my book
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Dr. Umar & Orlando Brown are EFFORTLESSLY funny 😂🤣 Top Tier comedy in my book
Ever since I started re-watching True Blood, physically I am here, but mentally I’m in Bon Temps
October 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ever since I started re-watching True Blood, physically I am here, but mentally I’m in Bon Temps
I’m not celebrating no anniversaries of unhappily married couples. Gtfoh with that shit! Prove to your spouse it’s real quick involving mfs who know yall marriage ain’t worth shit
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m not celebrating no anniversaries of unhappily married couples. Gtfoh with that shit! Prove to your spouse it’s real quick involving mfs who know yall marriage ain’t worth shit