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I'm into music (mostly older stuff), video games, and sports (Cyclones, Raiders). Just here to have a good time.
What time will they actually kickoff tonight?
January 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
That might have been picked if it wasn't knocked down.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Caleb Williams Experience.
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
WHAT?!?
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
What the hell happened to this team?
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
At my 9 year old nephew's basketball game. After 30 minutes, the score is 6-2.
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"No more turning away from the weak and the weary."

youtube.com/watch?v=rSUQ...
Pink Floyd - On the Turning Away (1989) FM - Legendado
YouTube video by ThinkFloyd61
youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
At least I won't have to stay up to watch the end of the game.
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Pretty good for a local kid.
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Unless they find a dead hooker under his bed, I'd say Fernando Mendoza is going to be the #1 pick. Even then, he might have the edge.
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"Is freedom a gift that we only give to the ones that say I love you?"

youtube.com/watch?v=B3Rj...
Want and Able
YouTube video by Jack White - Topic
youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Hangers sitting, dripped in oil
Crying, "freedom"

youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd...
System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
"Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage."

-William S. Burroughs
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
If Ole Miss should go on and win the championship, I hope they're petty as hell and don't send a ring to Kiffen.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
America is gonna celebrate the hell out of 250 years, because we're not gonna make it another 250.
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Why don't Christmas leftovers get the same hype as Thanksgiving leftovers?
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Would he be ok with releasing them if we called them the Trump Files?
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hey assholes, stop making me look at Trump's bullshit.
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I wouldn't mind going to my nephew's church Christmas program as much if they didn't insist on cramming all that church into the middle of it.
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
At least we still have a kicker.
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My Christmas tree:
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Zero rhythm. Full effort. Classic Rodney.
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM