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The Great Valerio 🕶
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The Great Valerio - 'The John Lennon Years'.
Me with long hair, short beard and round specs giving a speech.
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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That'll do lads. #NUFC
Same as below but with a wide, beaming smile.
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Howay me bonny cup holder lairds - IT'S I[ YER ARSE! #NUFC #NEWFUL #CARABAO
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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No, not that I've noticed.
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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HOWAY ME BONNY BLIDDY LAIRDS - IT'S UP YA FUCKIN' ARSE! #NUFC #SUNNEW #DERBY #BOOZE
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Paul newman in 'Cool Hand Luke'. "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Post your favourite work of art from exactly 50 years before you were born.

'Les Demoiselles d'Avignon' - Pablo Picasso
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER ARSE! #NUFC #LEVNEW #BOOZE #TOON
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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John Lennon.
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I’m 68 now. #icymi
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Quote with your model of masculinity.
Dustin Hoffman pretending to enjoy the 'shoot' in Straw Dogs.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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That'll, erm, do lads. #NUFC #NEWBUR
Same as below - but with a broad smile.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER ARSE! #NUFC #NEWBUR #BOOZE #TOON
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Women of #Kojak. Diana Hyland.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER FUCKING ARSE! #NUFC #NEWTOT #BOOZE
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Where to now?
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Women of #Kojak. Dee Timberlake.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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That'll do lads. #NUFC
Same as below - but with a broad smile.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER FUCKING ARSE! #NUFC #EVENEW #BOOZE
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER FUCKING ARSE. #NUFC #MARNEW
Black and white photo of me wearing a confident (as always) smile dressed in Crow Native American black and white striped war paint feathers, earrings and all.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Women of #Kojak. Deborah White.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM