The Georg
@thegeorg.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. Maker of things.
Do not add me to your starter pack.
If your only interaction with me is to just repost something of mine, I'm going to block you. Don't be a dick.
Do not add me to your starter pack.
If your only interaction with me is to just repost something of mine, I'm going to block you. Don't be a dick.
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Go Dragon! Be who you want to be!
"How about I kidnap the dragon," the knight said, "and you come to rescue them?"
"It's still the same story," the princess said.
"No! We're all subverting-"
"I am tired of being in stories," the dragon said.
"What?"
"If you're not in a story, what even are you?"
"I'd like to find out."
"It's still the same story," the princess said.
"No! We're all subverting-"
"I am tired of being in stories," the dragon said.
"What?"
"If you're not in a story, what even are you?"
"I'd like to find out."
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Go Dragon! Be who you want to be!
If everyone sent the ass a postcard saying what we think, maybe he'd take the hint.
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If everyone sent the ass a postcard saying what we think, maybe he'd take the hint.
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Cartoon: Happy One Holiday Closer to Hallowe'en :)
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Cartoon: Happy One Holiday Closer to Hallowe'en :)
no new pictures. where are you at mentally.
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
no new pictures. where are you at mentally.
My sister just stated on the book of feces that she hates guacamole.
I have no sister.
I have no sister.
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
My sister just stated on the book of feces that she hates guacamole.
I have no sister.
I have no sister.
All Trevor Noah has to do is declare the case unable to be decided until all of the Epstein files are released.
The Grammy Awards were fantastic. Trump tuned in but didn’t have a good time and got very upset.
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
All Trevor Noah has to do is declare the case unable to be decided until all of the Epstein files are released.
I got you babe. Doot, doot. Doot doot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I got you babe. Doot, doot. Doot doot!
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Current $1885. Goal $10k. In celebration of the return of The Muppet Show this week, Feb avatar theme will be THE MUPPETS! And you can donate for a My Magical Ungulate avatar until the end of Feb! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Current $1885. Goal $10k. In celebration of the return of The Muppet Show this week, Feb avatar theme will be THE MUPPETS! And you can donate for a My Magical Ungulate avatar until the end of Feb! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026
This weekend's knitting.
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
This weekend's knitting.
Tonight's date with a book was The League of Gentlewomen Witches by India Holton, and dammit, I got the order wrong. This was book 2 of the trilogy and I was trying to guess which was first without getting spoilered.
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Tonight's date with a book was The League of Gentlewomen Witches by India Holton, and dammit, I got the order wrong. This was book 2 of the trilogy and I was trying to guess which was first without getting spoilered.
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February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I heartily endorse. Stuff your ear holes with joy.
Now do I want to study, work on my chicken hat, or go curl up with a book?
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Now do I want to study, work on my chicken hat, or go curl up with a book?
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
This is who runs this account.
Words i did not expect to read today:
His father, Mungo Dick, was a small linen manufacturer.
His father, Mungo Dick, was a small linen manufacturer.
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Words i did not expect to read today:
His father, Mungo Dick, was a small linen manufacturer.
His father, Mungo Dick, was a small linen manufacturer.
Course 3 involves reading 19th century institutional literature so I'm unlikely to finish in one day, but you never know.
February 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Course 3 involves reading 19th century institutional literature so I'm unlikely to finish in one day, but you never know.
Quote du jour: "I can't wait for the Puppy Bowl. There's always some fine bitches on the Puppy Bowl."
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Quote du jour: "I can't wait for the Puppy Bowl. There's always some fine bitches on the Puppy Bowl."
Why the hell have I never heard of the Grey Panthers before?
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Why the hell have I never heard of the Grey Panthers before?
Data point. Brie cheese does not belong in Alfredo sauce.
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Data point. Brie cheese does not belong in Alfredo sauce.
One course of sixteen done to attempt a different career path. Education is never wasted, even if I don't end up pursuing full bore.
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
One course of sixteen done to attempt a different career path. Education is never wasted, even if I don't end up pursuing full bore.
The heat has been not working properly in this office and I am so cold I am doomscrolling badly.
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The heat has been not working properly in this office and I am so cold I am doomscrolling badly.
Part of why I have trouble sleeping in these temperatures is because when my furnace kicks into overdrive, the ducts react to the temp/pressure change with a sound that reminds me of gunfire, and I'm primed to be too sensitive to that noise.
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Part of why I have trouble sleeping in these temperatures is because when my furnace kicks into overdrive, the ducts react to the temp/pressure change with a sound that reminds me of gunfire, and I'm primed to be too sensitive to that noise.
I'm apparently in a great mood this morning. But I don't need to shovel much.
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 AM
I'm apparently in a great mood this morning. But I don't need to shovel much.
The worst part of ICE that noone is talking about is that people are being warehouses for profit. The longer people are kept in inhumane conditions, the more these assholes get paid. I hate this so much.
January 30, 2026 at 9:48 AM
The worst part of ICE that noone is talking about is that people are being warehouses for profit. The longer people are kept in inhumane conditions, the more these assholes get paid. I hate this so much.
I will be working during the general strike, but I am mental health and consider it a helper job. But I won't buy anything.
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I will be working during the general strike, but I am mental health and consider it a helper job. But I won't buy anything.