Richard Markert
@thegeekchef.bsky.social
An accursed wÿrdsmith. Definitely not 3 gorblins in a chef coat. Under a Pale Sun, Gloomwych: Widdershins Hollow & That Blood Sucking Bastard Must Die crowdfunding soon. Blog: https://ashandink.bearblog.dev/
HELLSPAWN has been marked as a Kickstarter Project We Love!
The Hunt grows stronger.
Thank you for pushing this beast into the spotlight.
And stay sharp. We have another BIG announcement coming soon!
The Hunt grows stronger.
Thank you for pushing this beast into the spotlight.
And stay sharp. We have another BIG announcement coming soon!
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
HELLSPAWN has been marked as a Kickstarter Project We Love!
The Hunt grows stronger.
Thank you for pushing this beast into the spotlight.
And stay sharp. We have another BIG announcement coming soon!
The Hunt grows stronger.
Thank you for pushing this beast into the spotlight.
And stay sharp. We have another BIG announcement coming soon!
I’m really loving how this one is shaping up.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m really loving how this one is shaping up.
Reposted by Richard Markert
In this episode, our inmates have found themselves smack dab in the middle of some bullshit... Cannibalistic Accountants? Sure... A room full of rusted metal and broken glass? Why not... An ex-husband? That may be going too far... Find out how far in this episode!
Links below!
Links below!
Season Two, Episode Two - Yes, Mommy
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November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
In this episode, our inmates have found themselves smack dab in the middle of some bullshit... Cannibalistic Accountants? Sure... A room full of rusted metal and broken glass? Why not... An ex-husband? That may be going too far... Find out how far in this episode!
Links below!
Links below!
Now that I have some time to revisit this, I want to create kin, that resemble fantasy folk, but through that Zelda lens. I’ll have my thoughts and ideas in a blog post over the weekend.
Hey folks! @riseupcomus.bsky.social ‘s posts about their cozy hobbit game inspired me to create a new Cairn 2e hex crawl campaign. I’m pulling inspiration from The Forgotten Ballad and using Flux Space within the hexes. I blog all about here: ashandink.bearblog.dev/why-the-ligh...
ashandink.bearblog.dev
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Now that I have some time to revisit this, I want to create kin, that resemble fantasy folk, but through that Zelda lens. I’ll have my thoughts and ideas in a blog post over the weekend.
Broke another stretch goal!
Online character generator unlocked!
Next goal: the soundtrack!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
Online character generator unlocked!
Next goal: the soundtrack!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
HELLSPAWN - An Infernal TTRPG breaking into the Dying Worlds
OBEY. BURN. REPEAT. Welcome to Hell. A standalone MÖRK BORG game of escaped Malefactors, and the hunt to drag them back.
www.kickstarter.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Broke another stretch goal!
Online character generator unlocked!
Next goal: the soundtrack!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
Online character generator unlocked!
Next goal: the soundtrack!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The HELLSPAWN Kickstarter launches tomorrow at 9am CST.
I am so excited!!
I will also not sleep!
Go to the pre-launch page here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
I am so excited!!
I will also not sleep!
Go to the pre-launch page here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
Coming soon: HELLSPAWN - An Infernal TTRPG breaking into the Dying Worlds
OBEY. BURN. REPEAT. Welcome to Hell. A standalone MÖRK BORG game of escaped Malefactors, and the hunt to drag them back.
www.kickstarter.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The HELLSPAWN Kickstarter launches tomorrow at 9am CST.
I am so excited!!
I will also not sleep!
Go to the pre-launch page here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
I am so excited!!
I will also not sleep!
Go to the pre-launch page here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
The HELLSLAYER Solo Rules Zine (for HELLSPAWN) will be available at launch on November 11th! Become the aforementioned HELLSLAYER, chosen from across the multiverse and sent to Dying Worlds to hunt and erase Malefactors!
GO TO HELL HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
GO TO HELL HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The HELLSLAYER Solo Rules Zine (for HELLSPAWN) will be available at launch on November 11th! Become the aforementioned HELLSLAYER, chosen from across the multiverse and sent to Dying Worlds to hunt and erase Malefactors!
GO TO HELL HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
GO TO HELL HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...
On my first bike ride back from recovering over the flu, I had a doozy of a new adventure. Already outlined and rough point crawl mapped out. It’ll be called This Thorny Heart Beats for Thee. It’s…different
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
On my first bike ride back from recovering over the flu, I had a doozy of a new adventure. Already outlined and rough point crawl mapped out. It’ll be called This Thorny Heart Beats for Thee. It’s…different
Here's the reveal of our HELLTOBER/MORKTOBER offerings, HELLOVER, available in our upcoming Kickstarter campaign!
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Here's the reveal of our HELLTOBER/MORKTOBER offerings, HELLOVER, available in our upcoming Kickstarter campaign!
Reposted by Richard Markert
Oh shit, the MÖRK BORG + UKNITE THE REALM collab T-shirt pre-order just sprung to life at Pit Trap Shop: pittrapshop.com/products/t-s...
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Oh shit, the MÖRK BORG + UKNITE THE REALM collab T-shirt pre-order just sprung to life at Pit Trap Shop: pittrapshop.com/products/t-s...
Hey folks! @riseupcomus.bsky.social ‘s posts about their cozy hobbit game inspired me to create a new Cairn 2e hex crawl campaign. I’m pulling inspiration from The Forgotten Ballad and using Flux Space within the hexes. I blog all about here: ashandink.bearblog.dev/why-the-ligh...
ashandink.bearblog.dev
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey folks! @riseupcomus.bsky.social ‘s posts about their cozy hobbit game inspired me to create a new Cairn 2e hex crawl campaign. I’m pulling inspiration from The Forgotten Ballad and using Flux Space within the hexes. I blog all about here: ashandink.bearblog.dev/why-the-ligh...
HELLTÖBER DAY 31: PUMPKIN
Hell told a joke, and the world split its cheeks laughing; the Gourd of Grinning Rot blooms where joy and rot are one flesh.
Thank you for another MÖRKTOBER!!
Hell told a joke, and the world split its cheeks laughing; the Gourd of Grinning Rot blooms where joy and rot are one flesh.
Thank you for another MÖRKTOBER!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
HELLTÖBER DAY 31: PUMPKIN
Hell told a joke, and the world split its cheeks laughing; the Gourd of Grinning Rot blooms where joy and rot are one flesh.
Thank you for another MÖRKTOBER!!
Hell told a joke, and the world split its cheeks laughing; the Gourd of Grinning Rot blooms where joy and rot are one flesh.
Thank you for another MÖRKTOBER!!
Reposted by Richard Markert
A goal with my Middle-earth Hexcrawl project is to capture the feeling I first came to love in Zelda: the feeling of wandering around and falling into a hole and realizing Oh shit, there's a whole dungeon in here.
This is one such adventure: a flux-space dungeon of a haunted hedge maze
This is one such adventure: a flux-space dungeon of a haunted hedge maze
The Eccentric Hobbit's Hedge Maze - a Flux-dungeon for the Middle-earth Hexcrawl
A goal with my Middle-earth Hexcrawl project is to capture the feeling I first came to love in Zelda: the feeling of wandering around and f...
riseupcomus.blogspot.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A goal with my Middle-earth Hexcrawl project is to capture the feeling I first came to love in Zelda: the feeling of wandering around and falling into a hole and realizing Oh shit, there's a whole dungeon in here.
This is one such adventure: a flux-space dungeon of a haunted hedge maze
This is one such adventure: a flux-space dungeon of a haunted hedge maze
Reposted by Richard Markert
HELLTÖBER DAY 23: FLOWER
Recovered from the pocket of
Patient 422, who will not give a name.
#HELLSPAWN on Kickstarter Nov 11th.
Link in the next comment!
#mörktober #mörkborg #ttrpg
Recovered from the pocket of
Patient 422, who will not give a name.
#HELLSPAWN on Kickstarter Nov 11th.
Link in the next comment!
#mörktober #mörkborg #ttrpg
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
HELLTÖBER DAY 23: FLOWER
Recovered from the pocket of
Patient 422, who will not give a name.
#HELLSPAWN on Kickstarter Nov 11th.
Link in the next comment!
#mörktober #mörkborg #ttrpg
Recovered from the pocket of
Patient 422, who will not give a name.
#HELLSPAWN on Kickstarter Nov 11th.
Link in the next comment!
#mörktober #mörkborg #ttrpg
Reposted by Richard Markert
HELLTÖBER DAY 7 & 8
Shard and Wizard
Shard and Wizard
October 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
HELLTÖBER DAY 7 & 8
Shard and Wizard
Shard and Wizard
HELLTÖBER Day 6: HUSK
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
HELLTÖBER Day 6: HUSK
HELLTÖBER Day 4: Howl of the Ash Wolf.
A sound like teeth on iron. The air tears. Things remember fear.
Drop this Torment when your table needs to shiver. HELLSPAWN is coming.
A sound like teeth on iron. The air tears. Things remember fear.
Drop this Torment when your table needs to shiver. HELLSPAWN is coming.
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
HELLTÖBER Day 4: Howl of the Ash Wolf.
A sound like teeth on iron. The air tears. Things remember fear.
Drop this Torment when your table needs to shiver. HELLSPAWN is coming.
A sound like teeth on iron. The air tears. Things remember fear.
Drop this Torment when your table needs to shiver. HELLSPAWN is coming.
HELLTÖBER Day 3: Daggers.
Meet The Black Writ: mortal, masked, twin knives, silence for a creed.
Meet The Black Writ: mortal, masked, twin knives, silence for a creed.
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
HELLTÖBER Day 3: Daggers.
Meet The Black Writ: mortal, masked, twin knives, silence for a creed.
Meet The Black Writ: mortal, masked, twin knives, silence for a creed.
Reposted by Richard Markert
You can use poker chips to track time of day for hexcrawling systems.
For instance, you can have a stack of red, white, white, red, blue, blue to represent the flow of dawn, day, and night.
I think I first saw this in Hot Springs Island by Jacob Hurst, but it's so clever I've used it ever since.
For instance, you can have a stack of red, white, white, red, blue, blue to represent the flow of dawn, day, and night.
I think I first saw this in Hot Springs Island by Jacob Hurst, but it's so clever I've used it ever since.
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You can use poker chips to track time of day for hexcrawling systems.
For instance, you can have a stack of red, white, white, red, blue, blue to represent the flow of dawn, day, and night.
I think I first saw this in Hot Springs Island by Jacob Hurst, but it's so clever I've used it ever since.
For instance, you can have a stack of red, white, white, red, blue, blue to represent the flow of dawn, day, and night.
I think I first saw this in Hot Springs Island by Jacob Hurst, but it's so clever I've used it ever since.
HELLTÖBER DAY 2: MAW
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
HELLTÖBER DAY 2: MAW
HELLTOBER opens. Day 1: FROG
A warted oracle of the sump, iron red and patient as rust. It smells a life and writes a route to it. Tongue like a chain. Eyes like wet coins.
New HELLSPAWN drops arrive daily all month, fit for your Borg-table.
A warted oracle of the sump, iron red and patient as rust. It smells a life and writes a route to it. Tongue like a chain. Eyes like wet coins.
New HELLSPAWN drops arrive daily all month, fit for your Borg-table.
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
HELLTOBER opens. Day 1: FROG
A warted oracle of the sump, iron red and patient as rust. It smells a life and writes a route to it. Tongue like a chain. Eyes like wet coins.
New HELLSPAWN drops arrive daily all month, fit for your Borg-table.
A warted oracle of the sump, iron red and patient as rust. It smells a life and writes a route to it. Tongue like a chain. Eyes like wet coins.
New HELLSPAWN drops arrive daily all month, fit for your Borg-table.
A first look at the core economy of damnation we have in place for HELLSPAWN:
ABYSSAL DEBT
ABYSSAL DEBT
September 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A first look at the core economy of damnation we have in place for HELLSPAWN:
ABYSSAL DEBT
ABYSSAL DEBT