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thefozz.bsky.social
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$500 billion in market cap for a robot that needs a human to operate its hands and needs another human to do the job that the robot can’t do
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
well they will have to because this thing lacks the precision to open them
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
that’s how everyone in the world knows her, they watched the tv show Better Call Saul
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
waiter, my ketchup isn’t fizzing
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
these things were close to $30k
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the “fuck this gay earth” comic, but the thought bubble is on the blonde
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a blue so blue the bluest blue would be blue with jealousy
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gen X has the highest support of Trump among all age groups.
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Findings 2-9 make me question Finding 1.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
pennywise fighting a two-front battle with teenagers on ludes
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
invest in my Chadbot that steals peoples ai girlfriends
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
oh boy, to see the look on Donalds face when he realizes that some democrats are veterans
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
they even set this up, Bob had a similar scene but he drove off with the door open because he sucks at everything
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
his first cellmate was a psycho killer cop, who looked like Trump picked out of a line up of headshots labeled “real tough cookies”
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ICE defunded after freak april blizzard
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this is also how Kenneth would write an intro paragraph.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
In light of recent events (nobody caring about my bluff) I’m doing a postmortem on my bluff
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Im The Penguin and I own the grocery store. My nemesis is the mayor.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“No cash bail!” or “no! Cash bail!”?
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
forget about it churh
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM