In a perfect world… He'd be the size and softness of the bed itself

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Hi-diddly-ho, welcome to the clubberino!

However it plays out in the end, I just know you're gonna make it shine & sparkle! Oodly doodly!

Got a feelin' that what'll really gonna happen is somewhere in the middle of the sliding scale of scenarios, but I guess we'll just havta wait and see next year! And boy howdy, you know I'm gonna be there when it happens

Best case scenario after this, Delightful Dynamics says "fuck'et" and marks Zen-E as an XL Model then sends 'im back without any programming tampering (but maybe a new "XL chassis" to match)… Worst case scenario, the poor soul ends up at the bottom of a scrap heap 😟

Spit out thart jawbreaker!!