Ferris:Femboy Father
theferris.bsky.social
Ferris:Femboy Father
@theferris.bsky.social
A very large '??????' entity| Genderfluid | 30 something
Professional Cryptozoologist
I kept meaning to edit this to say 'da files' because I won't stop saying 'da files' in a group chat with a scrungly goblin voice- but everytime I open it, the font confounds me for hours
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Slightly related I've also been thinking about the word 'Couple of'

🎨 and fun ant toy: @/coffeedoggo.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about fun terms I don't use very much myself

Like pet and slave...

Hmm

🎨 and the chained up 'friend': @/haziidemon.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Thinking about the various flavors I come in...
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Family pictures fucking suck.
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now it's time for a real holiday
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I should have guessed....
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I have given birth to 3 more bouncing baby boys
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I always liked the funny domed ones :)
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm getting there folks.
October 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Explaining my micro delivery service
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I think a lot about that one movie where the Strawhats just shoot up a mafia den.
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
3 day weekend... I just have to power through today
August 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Stupid plant stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet
August 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
POV

You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Should start thinking about what Percy is going to dress up as for halloween this year- Hmmm
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Already getting ready for the important holiday

🎨: da stinky Sable
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
August 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Anyway, I'm back on my bullshit
August 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I've got some bad news for you on this front...
August 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Literally
July 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM