Ferris:Femboy Father
@theferris.bsky.social
A very large '??????' entity| Genderfluid | 30 something
Professional Cryptozoologist
Professional Cryptozoologist
I kept meaning to edit this to say 'da files' because I won't stop saying 'da files' in a group chat with a scrungly goblin voice- but everytime I open it, the font confounds me for hours
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I kept meaning to edit this to say 'da files' because I won't stop saying 'da files' in a group chat with a scrungly goblin voice- but everytime I open it, the font confounds me for hours
Slightly related I've also been thinking about the word 'Couple of'
🎨 and fun ant toy: @/coffeedoggo.bsky.social
🎨 and fun ant toy: @/coffeedoggo.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Slightly related I've also been thinking about the word 'Couple of'
🎨 and fun ant toy: @/coffeedoggo.bsky.social
🎨 and fun ant toy: @/coffeedoggo.bsky.social
Been thinking a lot lately about fun terms I don't use very much myself
Like pet and slave...
Hmm
🎨 and the chained up 'friend': @/haziidemon.bsky.social
Like pet and slave...
Hmm
🎨 and the chained up 'friend': @/haziidemon.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about fun terms I don't use very much myself
Like pet and slave...
Hmm
🎨 and the chained up 'friend': @/haziidemon.bsky.social
Like pet and slave...
Hmm
🎨 and the chained up 'friend': @/haziidemon.bsky.social
Thinking about the various flavors I come in...
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thinking about the various flavors I come in...
Family pictures fucking suck.
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Family pictures fucking suck.
Now it's time for a real holiday
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Now it's time for a real holiday
I should have guessed....
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I should have guessed....
I have given birth to 3 more bouncing baby boys
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have given birth to 3 more bouncing baby boys
I always liked the funny domed ones :)
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I always liked the funny domed ones :)
I'm getting there folks.
October 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm getting there folks.
Explaining my micro delivery service
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Explaining my micro delivery service
I think a lot about that one movie where the Strawhats just shoot up a mafia den.
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think a lot about that one movie where the Strawhats just shoot up a mafia den.
3 day weekend... I just have to power through today
August 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
3 day weekend... I just have to power through today
Stupid plant stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet
August 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Stupid plant stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet
POV
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
POV
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
Should start thinking about what Percy is going to dress up as for halloween this year- Hmmm
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Should start thinking about what Percy is going to dress up as for halloween this year- Hmmm
Already getting ready for the important holiday
🎨: da stinky Sable
🎨: da stinky Sable
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Already getting ready for the important holiday
🎨: da stinky Sable
🎨: da stinky Sable
Anyway, I'm back on my bullshit
August 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Anyway, I'm back on my bullshit
I've got some bad news for you on this front...
August 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've got some bad news for you on this front...
