wait are we getting a 2025 gtd Frankenstein discourse? (plsplspls)

absolutely not but thank you for thinking of me 😅
cannot be held responsible for such a gorgeous creature

I was literally just screaming about this over text. It’s gonna be so bad and I’m gonna hate watch it (as soon as it hits streaming) so hard

I love these

so sorry baby 😭

I suppose 🙈

Could I have totally done these things over the weekend? Yeah, I guess. But I just couldn’t. My weekends are for bed rotting and recouperating.

I did a full body shower. Went to breakfast. Took a nap. Shampoo’d my entire couch. Spot cleaned my carpet. Then got new throw pillows and candles and watched the end of the Righteous Gemstones and cried.

I am here for giant salad discourse.

I will also add fried cheese crispies, warm additions like mushrooms or sweet potato.

My new go-to is basically recreating sweetgreen bowls for a fraction of the cost 😂

Ok these Pitt fanfic authors are feral and I am here for it.

I should’ve captioned that second shot “Is JD Vance a Pope killer?” but I made it in a rush. Whatever, Is JD a Pope Killer?!