The Jarmer Fones
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In N Out french fry enjoyer
Fat Joe is all of us.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fat Joe is all of us.
He looks good though
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
He looks good though
Just had the opportunity to say “solidarity“ to the crew picketing outside our local Starbucks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just had the opportunity to say “solidarity“ to the crew picketing outside our local Starbucks.
“Newsom 2028!” in the bio
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Newsom 2028!” in the bio
Dammit, getting roasted by the Authenticator app.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dammit, getting roasted by the Authenticator app.
I am whatever age it is where you don’t understand why NBC Sports is sending emails promoting the movie Wicked
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am whatever age it is where you don’t understand why NBC Sports is sending emails promoting the movie Wicked
Very excited for this one
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Very excited for this one
📸 Michael Ade Ojo/SLAM @bellikemike on IG
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
📸 Michael Ade Ojo/SLAM @bellikemike on IG
Me reading this
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me reading this
I liked getting these posts consecutively
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I liked getting these posts consecutively
Looking like LeBron might make his season debut tonight. Did you know he’s old as hell? Do you know who is even older? Me. I am so old. Which is why I got to write the essay for his 78th SLAM cover.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Looking like LeBron might make his season debut tonight. Did you know he’s old as hell? Do you know who is even older? Me. I am so old. Which is why I got to write the essay for his 78th SLAM cover.
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
Tragic that they don't play next year, but still, for narrative purposes it's an elite schedule:
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tragic that they don't play next year, but still, for narrative purposes it's an elite schedule:
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Truly a win-win for all involved.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Truly a win-win for all involved.
Kalen? Yeah, talking to you. Check this out.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Kalen? Yeah, talking to you. Check this out.
Love this dude. Happy for him.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Love this dude. Happy for him.
Hey. Kalen DeBoer.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey. Kalen DeBoer.
Psst. Mike Elko. Over here.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Psst. Mike Elko. Over here.
Hey, Mike Elko
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hey, Mike Elko
Malice and Push are on the new episode of Song Exploder and this particular snippet is really something.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Malice and Push are on the new episode of Song Exploder and this particular snippet is really something.
Nico Harrison's firing had me thinking about how he could've just stayed at Nike making something like 2 mil a year and never giving anyone a reason to be mad at him and then I remembered how bad he fucked up there too
![During his work at Nike, he botched a 2013 presentation to Stephen Curry, where according to Harrison he may have called him Seth, and the presentation used was made for Kevin Durant. This, along with not offering Curry a signature shoe, caused the superstar to switch from Nike and sign with Under Armour.[12]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mnfrg3uranmquicq6zz7gdij/bafkreifqmzbbae6a6hhnxzcmzlebiqfvfvqwwyfcdac3zpmjnggopve74q@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nico Harrison's firing had me thinking about how he could've just stayed at Nike making something like 2 mil a year and never giving anyone a reason to be mad at him and then I remembered how bad he fucked up there too