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Kevin
@theekmc.bsky.social
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A fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors and Philadelphia Eagles. Old school wrasslin’ fan. Posts mostly sports related but I will post about anything.
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The resemblance is uncanny
In a 1996 episode of the Simpsons "The PTA Disbands," where the unhealthy cafeteria drink Malk is marketed as having "vitamin R," a likely reference to the drug Ritalin, which is used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I wouldn’t have commented on it if it was an isolated incident… but now the pushback is a meme… 😞
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If the Blue Jays lose game 7 tonight pictured below is our “Steve Bartman”
Picture of the SkyDome fence where the now infamous Addison Barger ground rule double took place. Arden Zwelling: No one in the Blue Jays clubhouse could remember ever seeing a ball get lodged underneath the wall like Addison Barger’s did. And you can see why:
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Me while watching all the Yankee fan crash outs from last night.
Barney Stinson: Just hook it to my veins
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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That explains it…
It has a scene from the classic Scooby-Doo cartoon where the gang finds out that a bad guy is pretending to be a ghost. In this case the Toronto Blue Jays are unveiled to reveal they are actually the Toronto Maple Leafs
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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In Vladdy we trust
A young Vladimir Guerrero Jr in a Montreal Expos uniform
October 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Imagine spending $1,500 on a phone, only to wear it like a medieval satchel.

Hard pass
Apple has introduced a new crossbody strap for the iPhone 17 series. Designed to work with Apple's TechWoven, silicone, and clear cases, it connects securely using built-in mounting • points. Offered in multiple colors, the strap allows users to carry their iPhone hands-free while adding a stylish, practical touch.
September 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Who wore it better?
Trent Grisham of the New York Yankees looking like a 70s detective The Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video, directed by Spike Jonze, is a humorous homage to 1970s cop dramas like Hawaii Five-O and Starsky and Hutch. The video is presented as an opening credits sequence for a fictional police show called "Sabotage," with the band members Mike D, MCA, and Ad-Rock appearing as mustachioed, undercover detectives in chase scenes, shootouts, and a donut break. The idea for the video, which features the band in 70s-style disguises, came from Ad-Rock, who had long dreamed of doing a photoshoot with the band dressed as undercover cops
September 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Wild that people think Putin poisoned Trump with a handshake. Honestly, in 2025… that’s only the 4th weirdest explanation I’d believe for why he looks like that.
Putin and Trump handshake in Alaska then 2 weeks later he looks different… Not the weirdest conspiracy theory out there right now…
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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White House confirms Trump’s health is “tremendous.” Doctors say his stamina surpasses Navy SEALs, his heart could power a city, and his BMI category is now officially “phenomenal.” Healthiest man in history, maybe ever.

Meanwhile the real Donald Trump…
Picture is from Scrooged, John Forsythe plays Lew Hayward, the dead, decomposing mentor of Bill Murray's character, Frank Cross, who appears as a ghost to warn Frank about his selfish ways. Lew died a few years before the events of the film from a heart attack, and his spectral form tries to convince Frank to change his life, telling him he was a "captain of industry" but ultimately missed the point of life.
August 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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When even the 407 is begging you to migrate to Bluesky 🦋
Highway 407 is a toll highway in the greater Toronto area and for some odd reason a digital sign on the highway is displaying “wishing the monarchs a safe migration” a blue butterfly is also pictured on the sign hence the BlueSky reference.
August 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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SNL Weekend Update Norm MacDonald: “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
August 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Right-wing commentators won’t flinch at creeping fascism in America… but change a Cracker Barrel logo and suddenly they’re flipping tables because the little guy on the chair got cropped out. 💀
The old and new Crackle Barrel logos
August 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Someone compared Kristi Noem to Diana from the 80s mini-series V. Now I can’t unsee it.
Director of Homeland Security Kristi Noem Diana is the second-in-command of the Visitors, experienced scientist, an antagonist in the original V series. She ascends through the ranks on Earth, murdering her leaders. By V: The Series, she becomes Supreme Commander. She was portrayed by Jane Badler.
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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For some reason it reminds me of Jimmy’s training shoes from Seinfeld
THESE ARE JIMMY'S TRAINING SHOES White shoes with weird plastic under the toes
August 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The Vladdy lack of power media narrative needs to be dropped. Nobody cares man…
VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR TORONTO BLUE JAYS SINCE ALL-STAR BREAK AVG .438 OBP .500 SLG .656 OPS 1.156
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Authorities say this Chuck E. Cheese employee was caught committing credit card fraud which is wild, because usually the only scam at Chuck E. Cheese is $50 for 200 tickets and a prize valued at 5¢.
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested in Tallahassee for credit card fraud
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Me hitting like on every Coldplay concert affair meme
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand
He-man and Skeletor spotted at the Coldplay concert He-man bear hugging Skeletor in a spoof of the hottest meme on the internet today.
July 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Post a meme that would get you barred from entering the USA
Chris Farley as Matt Foley screaming in Donald Trump’s ear “For the LOVE OF GOD! just get out of our LIVES!!”
June 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Calls Trump Burger in Texas:

I’m calling on behalf of T.A.C.O. the Texas Association of Chicken Outreach. We represent poultry lovers and we’ve received concerning reports that your establishment is experiencing a chicken shortage. Is it true that Trump… always… chickens out?
A Trump Burger location in Texas. Probably one of the saddest places on earth…
June 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Is this:
A) Stanley Cup decorated truck executed poorly
B) the driver suffers from electromagnetic hypersensitivity
C) the driver is mocking a CyberTruck
A truck covered in tin foil with Edmonton Oilers car flags on it
May 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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All day everyday but this is so on point
May 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM