secretly, at night, i sneak away from my room in the castle into yours. Even if you’re too afraid of losing me i’m too afraid of not having you while i still have the chance.

i could lose you to a dragon tomorrow, i need to feel your hands on me tonight.

LMAO

turning you puppy pilled one post at a time

pics in dms, the ability to edit posts, the ability to save drafts(!!!), themes for our pages, the ability to @ people seems like it doesn’t work properly? slow video processing unless it was a video you just saved or took, the list could go on.

there’s so much missing on this platform… i really really hope they start making this place better bc it has so much potential and could be a lot cooler and more creative.

i’m gonna fire this guy…

$10 lol

uphold the oath of a divine gooner and recruit more to our ranks 👸🏾

of course how else do i ensure my knights are loyal and engaged? 1 turn in the pussy and ass once a day