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Dylan Sanford
@thedpsanford.bsky.social
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Filmmaker, DP, writer sometimes, proud papa always. Weak spot for chocolate brownies. X ex-pat. Made @EntangleMovie & working on more. he/him
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I haven’t seen it suggested anywhere so I just thought I’d throw it out there. according to Epstein’s brother, Bubba isn’t Clinton. but maybe it’s DJ Bubba the Love Sponge? old buddies with Roger Stone. Florida fixture. known swinger behind the Hulk Hogan sex tape Gawker blackmail debacle.
Tampa Bay Times article from 2019 that reads “Roger Stone and Bubba the Love Sponge are buddies? Stone fundraised for his legal defense fund in Clearwater, but first lunched with 'dear friend' Bubba.” accompanied by a photo of Roger Stone in pale blue shirt & Panama hat on the left, waitress of World of Beer named Crystal in the middle, & Todd Clem aka Bubba, on the right, wearing a red MAGA hat. They are all smiles.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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we’ve even cycled through a platform in all that time.
Screenshot of X (Twitter) exchange between myself and Brooke on 2/6/20 that reads “you must really tire of living inside of The Cassandra Complex dot com.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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for a while, when my son was 5 or 6, he spontaneously started churning out elaborate drawings of circuit boards, & between us, we definitely have the makings of an M Night movie:
A detailed black & white pen drawing of a series of interconnected PCBs by my son.
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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directly above your post in my timeline was this story:
science.org story that reads “Headless bodies hint at why Europe's first farmers vanished Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture” with an accompanying photo of headless skeletons in an archeological dig site.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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reminds me of what Roy Kohn said right before he died:
Excerpt from Politico article by Michael Kruse that reads… “Cohn couldn't believe it. After all he had done for Trump? "Donald pisses ice water," he said, according to Barrett's book.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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I will always take every opportunity to share this photo of Newsom with his ex-wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle, baring his true form under the skin suit.
Kimberly Guilfoyle and her then- husband, Gavin Newsom, sprawl on Ann Getty's rug in San Francisco in 2004 for a photo with a story in Harper's Bazaar. Photo: DEWEY NICKS, AP
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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damn.
NWS bulletin that reads: 000 WTNT63 KNHC 281259 TCUAT3 Hurricane Melissa Tropical Cyclone Update NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL 900 AM EDT Tue Oct 28 2025 AL132025 .. AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTERS FIND MELISSA STRONGER AS THE NORTHERN EYEWALL IS APPROACHING THE SOUTHERN COAST OF JAMAICA... ... 900 AM EDT POSITION UPDATE... The eye of Melissa is nearing the southern coast of Jamaica and is expected to make landfall within the next few hours. This is an extremely dangerous and a life-threatening situation. Take action now to protect your life! Residents in the Jamaica should not leave their shelter as winds will rapidly increase within the eyewall of Melissa. Remain in place through the passage of these life-threatening conditions. An Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter aircraft has found that Melissa is strengthening with maximum sustained winds of 180 mph (290 km/h). Estimated minimum central pressure based on aircraft data has fallen to 896 mb (26.47 inches). Another position update will be provided at 1000 AM EDT (1400 UTC) • SUMMARY OF 900 AM EDT... 1300 UTC... INFORMATION LOCATION... 17. 6N 78. 1W ABOUT 50 MI...80 KM SSE OF NEGRIL JAMAICA ABOUT 260 MI... 420 KM SW OF GUANTANAMO CUBA MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS... 180 MPH... 290 KM/H PRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 20 DEGREES AT 7 MPH... 11 KM/H MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE... 896 MB... 26.47 INCHES $$ Forecaster Kelly
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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had the EXACT same thought. according to PBS News, actual capacity is 200 so…
such a remarkable coincidence & definitely not an easter egg for the worst people out there.
Excerpt from PBS News article that reads: “Trump insists that presidents have desired such a ballroom for 150 years and that he's adding the massive 90,000-square-foot, glass-walled space because the East Room, which is the largest room in the White House with an approximately 200-person capacity, is too small. He also has said he does not like the idea of hosting kings, queens, presidents and prime ministers in pavilions on the South Lawn.”
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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pictured, the nominees:
Still from the 2016 DC movie, THE SUICIDE SQUAD, of the rag tag titular team.
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Photo I recently took of a wooden crate with large red stenciled letters that read: “FRAGILE DO NOT FORK”.
September 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Screenshot of grey “TRUMP” hat on the Trump Store, with the US flag overlayed on block letters that say “TRUMP”, a clear violation of flag code & also good taste, a preposterously priced $52 for absolute shit.
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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if you ever feel like you need to hit your RDA of screaming, I highly recommend this book by Megan Greenwell.
Book cover of “Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream” by Megan Greenwell, featuring a photo of a wasteland of a parking lot & the gutted storefront of a Toys ‘R’ Us.
August 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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what in the name of Gilead is this batshit madness on my TV last night?
A truly insane advertisement for the CBP Home app, with a preternaturally made-up Kristi Noem against a very busy blue background, encouraging Americans to snitch on their neighbors, an ad apparently paid for by the Dept of Homeland Security.
July 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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didn’t expect to be crying in my hotel bathtub while reading this passage, but here we are.
Passage from Octavia Butler book “Parable of the Sower” that reads: "You're so young,' he said. 'It seems almost criminal that you should be so young in these terrible times. I wish you could have known this country when it was still salvageable? 'It might survive, I said, 'changed, but still itself? No. He drew me to his side and put one arm around me. 'Human beings will survive, of course. Some other countries will survive. Maybe they'll absorb what's left of us. Or maybe we'll just break up into a lot of little states quarreling and fighting with each other over whatever crumbs are left. That's almost happened now with states shutting themselves off from one another, treating state lines as national borders. As bright as you are, I don't think you understand - I don't think you can understand what we've lost. Perhaps that's a blessing?' 'God is Change,' I said. "Olamina, that doesn't mean anything.' 'It means everything. Everything!'
May 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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uh oh
Archival photo of Hitler with the Neumann “bottle” mic.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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me, with this Biden/Tapper shit right now:
Now infamous photo of Melania Trump, wearing the army green jacket that reads “I REALLY DON’T CARE DO U?” on the back.
May 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Newsom, showing himself to be the only gelatinous thing he’s ever been.
Vomit-inducing glamour photo of Gavin Newsom & ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle, kannoodling on the floor of an overpriced hotel room.
May 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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one of my favorite things is finding typos in the wild that, because of volume printing, end up widespread.
Photo of a decal at a Mobil gas station of the premium pump with the grade of gas marked “Superme+” presumably meant to say “Supreme+”.
May 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The “this is fine” meme with the dog happily sitting in the room on fire, but instead he is saying the now-famous quote from Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Idiocy, “We are currently clean on OPSEC.”
April 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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“I’m sorry, what did you say the name of your company is? can you spell that for me?”
screenshot of Amazon LED lighting product description where the company name is “TITISLUMP”. is it “titties lump”? or perhaps “titty slump”? who knows? but “visit the store”!
April 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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@booker.senate.gov is JUST hitting his stride & that is supremely humbling.
get ‘em, Senator!
Screengrab of Democrat Senator Corey Booker “retaining the floor” in his historic speech on the senate floor, with distinguished honor.
April 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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chipping in my vote for PAPILLON, but even more remote
Frame from 1973 film PAPILLON of Steve McQueen as the titular character, seated on the floor of a dingy cell, clutching at a small piece of bread & some broth in a tin, the kind of place that provides me some comfort imagining these shitheads rotting in.
March 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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on the upside, someone captured them on camera.
Still from LOST HIGHWAY of Robert Blake’s Mystery Man holding a video camera up to his eye, glowering menacingly.
March 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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was recently wondering why Google Maps has deteriorated to giving me the worst & most dangerous directions the last six months or so & then I found this:
Excerpt from Condé Nast travel article that says “And starting October 31, 2024, Google is introducing five AI-powered updates to the app that could level up how you travel, with the rollout continuing across the United States in the coming weeks.”
March 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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this story is bonkers & hilarious but by far my favorite detail is the $638,000 for two mattresses. what are they made of?!

deadline.com/2025/03/47-r...
Screenshot of portion of the article that lists his expenses. “…approximately $395,000 to stay at the Four Seasons hotel and at various luxury rental properties; approximately $3,787,000 on furniture and antiques, including approximately $638,000 to purchase two mattresses and approximately $295,000 on luxury bedding and linens; approximately $2,417,000 to purchase five Rolls-Royces and one Ferrari; and approximately $652,000 on watches and clothing."
March 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM