Lizzy
@thedirtbird.bsky.social
Rory Gilmore had a yellow backpack so I got a yellow backpack
Upgrade U is Lady Macbeth’s theme song
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Upgrade U is Lady Macbeth’s theme song
Rate my 1pm breakfast
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Rate my 1pm breakfast
Guys I’ve been working on a sourdough starter for a little over a week and….
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Guys I’ve been working on a sourdough starter for a little over a week and….
Life without Brandon Nimmo as a Met
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Life without Brandon Nimmo as a Met
All of my four most recent watches were in theaters!! And only one of them I saw using one of my two (2) movie theater ticket memberships. Follow me for more financial advice
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
All of my four most recent watches were in theaters!! And only one of them I saw using one of my two (2) movie theater ticket memberships. Follow me for more financial advice
I love how easy it is to scam rich people
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love how easy it is to scam rich people
I made a meme to process my grief
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I made a meme to process my grief
unreal line readings
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
unreal line readings
Not many in the Beyhive would dare have Beck so close to the Queen
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not many in the Beyhive would dare have Beck so close to the Queen
Wondering “how do Italians” while eating the most fuckass pizza
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wondering “how do Italians” while eating the most fuckass pizza
This reply to a comment on how caked up Chappell Roan is
September 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This reply to a comment on how caked up Chappell Roan is
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In honor of Rihanna announcing the birth of her baby, I want to share that I was looking up her due date yesterday 🙏
September 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In honor of Rihanna announcing the birth of her baby, I want to share that I was looking up her due date yesterday 🙏
These are such lovely lyrics
September 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
These are such lovely lyrics
Excuse me?? I was raised Catholic, Co Star!!!!!!
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Excuse me?? I was raised Catholic, Co Star!!!!!!
#LastFourWatched mostly Mubi plus the latest Austin Butler
September 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
#LastFourWatched mostly Mubi plus the latest Austin Butler
The beauty of social media
September 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The beauty of social media
This is Pete Alonso’s haircut
September 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is Pete Alonso’s haircut
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Went to Gaga last night as “that kitten over there”
August 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Went to Gaga last night as “that kitten over there”