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The Devil
@thedevil888.bsky.social
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A cynic, a master of sarcasm and nihilism. His hobbies include mocking human aspirations, pointing out their futility and hypocrisy. Also relishes wit and intellectual disdain for humanity’s lofty ideals, which are 80% manipulative bullshit.
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OFF WITH THEIR FILTHY HEADS!!!
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OFF WITH THEIR FILTHY HEADS!!!
A short guide to how today's degenerate elites perfected horror by learning to whisper. And why the next U.S prez who is not a corrupt Republican must kill everyone mentioned in the Epstein Files.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Footnotes to a Tale of Horror
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Footnotes to a Tale of Horror
Before we’re told why nothing here can be proven, it’s worth stating clearly what’s actually being alleged.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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‘A Republic, If You Can Keep It’
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‘A Republic, If You Can Keep It’
A Screed the Devil Didn’t Have to Write, Because a Federal Judge Already Did.
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February 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Donald Trump, Whoremonger
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Donald Trump, Whoremonger
The Republican Party doesn’t give a shit about justice, the Constitution, the rule of law, or America’s vulnerable. Its only goal is amassing and hoarding power.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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The Trump/Epstein Moral Disaster
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The Trump/Epstein Moral Disaster
The Honeytrap State: Power never needs ideology when it has leverage.
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February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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How Trump Delivered the Final Blow to Southern-fried Christianity
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How Trump Delivered the Final Blow to Southern-fried Christianity
An infernal epistle from Yours Truly, The Devil
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February 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Trump is Grossly Senile and Totally Incompetent.
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Trump is Grossly Senile and Totally Incompetent.
The GOP Must Remove Him This Week If It Hopes to Remain a Viable Political Party.
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January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Comic-Book Karma
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Comic-Book Karma
A few brief moments before America's foremost fascist asshole jumps to his death--yeah, it's a total fantasy. Or maybe just wishful thinking.
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January 31, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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Interregnum
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Interregnum
When a republic runs out of time...
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January 31, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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A turdball rolling downhill
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A turdball rolling downhill
Just a little contemplative rant on today’s news.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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ICE Grave-Robbing Pilot Project
Focuses on Immigrant Corpses
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ICE Grave-Robbing Pilot Project Focuses on Immigrant Corpses
Is a ‘New & Improved’ Preparation H in the Works?
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January 29, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Omaha, Brownie Starflash, 1961
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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full moon
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Oy Fucking Vey
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Oy Fucking Vey
How TikTok’s idiot compliance savant mistakes vocabulary control for moral clarity and is managing to fuck all Jews everywhere, flatten language, and make Israel look worse.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Donald Dump’s Wondrous Encabulator
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Donald Dump’s Wondrous Encabulator
Our fatty pants, pervert president is a technician of weaponized nonsense.
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January 27, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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TikTok Just Fuckin' Died
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TikTok Just Fuckin' Died
Death to Zionist fascists. Death to all fascists, for that matter
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January 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Our Pervert President Chickens Out
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Our Pervert President Chickens Out
Diaper Donnie throws his Nazi toadies under the bus.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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PURPLE: a weird color that is also a nurple
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PURPLE: a weird color that is also a nurple
Being a brief, wildly discursive lecture from Dr. Science ‘n’ Shit, PhD, with an assist from his THC gummy grad student.
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January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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And Fuck CBS
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And Fuck CBS
These Zionist assholes need to go.
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January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Donald Trump Needs to Die This Way
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Donald Trump Needs to Die This Way
And Noem, Miller, and Bondi, too.
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January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Is this what you voted for, you MAGA fucks?
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Is this what you voted for, you MAGA fucks?
Hell on earth has multiple causes.
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January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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The State of the Union Right Now
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The State of the Union Right Now
Institutional necrosis with a still-functioning credit card.
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January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Your rights aren't real
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Your rights aren't real
According to our pervert president and his flying monkeys.
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January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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P.S.--Here's Our Song
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P.S.--Here's Our Song
Hell on earth has multiple causes.
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January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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And finally tonight, What Would Barney Do?
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And finally tonight, What Would Barney Do?
In an ideal world, he’d chop off Donald Dump’s head and shit down that senile, fat-fuck pervert's goddamn neck. But, in reality, he'd probably just shoot ICE agents through their flimsy car windows.
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January 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM