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Simon
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Historian. Absolute angst kraken.

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EoE in a nutshell:
Geordi yes/no meme. No: genocide Yes: Gendocide
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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"You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you."

Predictable, if I’m being honest.
Chu-Totoro yelling. (The blue Totoro)
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I’ve always been fond of Radiant Silvergun:
Encountered an Assailant: Xiga Be attitude for gains: 1. Be Praying 2. Be Praying 3. Be Praying
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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If you see this, reskeet with a sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.
Municipal Force Daitenzin
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Let me hear the Virchow real ones out there.
Zohran logo, but it says Omnia Cellula a Cellula
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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They are all equal now.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Not the greatest of his sins but John Fetterman using the shutdown as an excuse to not answer the phones (and he was already one of the hardest to contact) is yet another reason why he remains one of the worst senators.
Chris Coons senate website. Cory Booker’s senate website. Dave McCormick’s senate website. John Fetterman’s senate website, the only one of the four with a message that his offices are closed and should only be contacted on an emergency basis.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Quint devoured by Bruce the shark.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Six
Silhouette of a knife-wielding man in a doorway, accompanied by schnauzer.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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William Penn, with the text “I have friends everywhere.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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🎶I saw Frank Grimes
Just before he died
I saw Frank Grimes
(Life is Demanding/ with Homer Simpson’s Grandstanding)🎶
Cassette release of “The Sign” by Ace of Base, but the portrait of Jenny Berggren has been replaced by a sepiatone Frank Grimes.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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But why does he look like Kirsh from Alien Earth?
Timothy Olyphant as Kirsh in Alien Earth. A somewhat uncanny looking white man with a shock of brushed up white hair.
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A highly stylized map of the United States from the game Tengai Makyou IV, labeled "How Japan Sees America."
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Winterized iron man.
Iron Man in winter gear, from FANTASTIC FOUR/IRON MAN: BIG IN JAPAN by Zeb Wells and Seth Fisher.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Social Contagion
Chart illustrating rise of left-handedness over the twentieth century.
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Bountiful Pastures brand Frozen Dinner: "O'Loha: The Best of Hawaii & Ireland" The photo isn't clear, but it seems to include peas, seaweed, rice, an orange vegetable and perhaps some kind of barbecued meat.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Cover of "Doolittle" by The Pixies. A monkey with a halo surrounded by lines forming geometric shapes, and the numbers 5 6 7. The border of the image is brown, and the band name and album title are printed in the upper-right corner
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Computer, enhance.
A white man in a business suit cradles face in hand, with an American flag backdrop. His thoughts are unknowable.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Could be worse.
Tank museum, monkey world sign
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Could be worse.
Road sign indicating that a “Tank Museum” is 1km away and “Monkey World” is 1.5 km away,
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Guy looking from behind tree, rubbing his hands meme
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Do what you please, but be aware that other pugs may judge you.
Fawn pug at a bar regards the viewer skeptically.
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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A man in glasses thoughtfully strokes his chin, under a logo composed of 5 stars and the word REVIEW.
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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A sign posted in a restaurant window. It reads “Ready for Oatmeal” Below the sign is part of the word CHEESESTEAKS
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM