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Coratee (Garfield Era)
@thecoratee.bsky.social
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Leftist posting, shit posting, dumb posting, Sacramento posting, Labor posting, aew posting, uaw member, wso4p member, Sacramento DSA guy, scientist.
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Specialty boutique physical media brand @kinolorber.com running a master class on how to tank their brand by sending AI slop our inboxes.

Everyone has seen and despises bad AI post-processed "restorations."

Congratulations we now all believe Kino Lorber is going to ruin your favorite classic!
Kino lober email with an really bad AI promo image.
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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That post:
This fucning thing sucks/literally coolest thing ever meme
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I had a suspicion that this pull quote was out of context because it is so stupid. So I looked it up.

Nope it just is that stupid. #horror
Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ provided a very R-rated and brutally violent look at the future in store for Jesus Christ. This one relies more on conjuring frights to show us a Jesus we have never seen before. It may well be the first faith-based horror film, a genre mashup and coming-of-age film just in time for the holidays Producers are Cage, Alex Hughes, Riccardo Maddalosso, Julie Viez.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The Don Callis Family:

#AEWFullGear
Tweet: Think about rhe messiest bitch you know.. it's a man isnt it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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"Take it easy baby, you're just being kidnapped" is the perfect exploitation crime movie line of dialog.

So far I'm loving Guerdon Truebloods' THE CANDY SNATCHERS (1973) restored for home video by @vinsyn.bsky.social

Recommend this flick that feels like a lost gem.
Blue ray of The candy snatchers.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
thecoratee.bsky.social
When an omega in heat smells those alpha pheromones.
Trump giving gaga eyes to Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Just wrote a review of what has to be America's first ever toxic yaoi live action crime drama. This blew me away.

Highly recommended. Thanks to @vinsyn.bsky.social partner the American Genre Film Archive for preserving and releasing this one on home video.

splatter.neocities.org/reviews/Aunt...
A man dressed as woman. In a silly wig with make up. Aunt Martha is serving cunt. He's talking to the neighbor girl.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I also clipped this part too because it feels like the red hair MAGA one in no selling marinas offense then kind of sandbagging the arm drag spin thing.

I thought it was just bad initially but in context it makes me wonder.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Candidly this is borderline sandbagging in my opinion.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Fact Check: False

Zohran Mamdani went to AEW Grand Slam 2021 and saw Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson and he left the show knowing in his heart that anything is possible.

Please join me in the unofficial DSA National Wrestling Committee (NWC).
Zohran at grandslam watching Omega vs Bryan Danielson.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Watched LIMBO (1999) directed by Tina Krause. Released by @bleedingskull.bsky.social on bluray. Shot on video experimental madness.

This one is desperate to push beyond the limits of its resources. Kind of a weird experimental art hell house. People sure do make crazy fascinating stuff.
Close up of a woman's face under a blacklight with neon green paint around her eyes and pink paint on her lips and cheeks. Women with a gore-y melting face looking at herself in the mirror covered in blood. Goth looking guy who tell Katherine that she is dead. More neon face paint and stuff elaborate.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
thecoratee.bsky.social
A classic The Onion blurb on Dick Cheney.
From The Onion Headline: Cheney Celebrates Earth Day By Breathing Oxygen Published: April 23, 2007 WASHINGTON, DC--At a special Earth Day event Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney inhaled his first-ever breath of oxygen. "I am... proud to stand before you today and...breathe in the same gas used by...millions of Americans," said a wheezing and gasping Cheney, whose body is accustomed to compounds of chlorine and sulfur dioxide. "One breath, however, is enough for me. I'm glad the stuff will be out of the atmosphere forever in a few decades." Cheney then left the press conference to attend a cardiac health awareness dinner, where he feasted on human hearts.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Checking in on Facebook. My conservative Facebook friends are sharing AI slop propaganda with fake senator names. We may be doomed.
AI nonsense tracking votes in snap with senators named things like SLLS).
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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We going to do this again with Iowa/Texas/Alaska/Ohio?
Fell forgot again award with hundreds of them and a towering fell for it again award with anengelic fell for it again award.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Meme Me when I consume purposefully spread misinformation. On the internet Its a blue faced guy eating a cookie he doesn't like.
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Genuinely iconic that the WWE wrestlemania ad looks like a middle aged boy's trip reunion of old friends where the only guys who were available to attend are recently divorced. They're like in Vegas to party, but also they are all taking metamucil and at least one of them is going to pay for sex. 🤼‍♂️
Very old men around a poker table. Wrestlemania!
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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You look a lot like Anton Vorhees. @link2futureftf.bsky.social

Picture with mad cake for reference.
Anton vorhees looking back at the camera caked up
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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What fooled them. 💀
Grainy shot on video image of 3 youn girls in classic Grey man alien costumes
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Must read for those in Sacramento. Our house representative is so out of touch it is embarrassing.

Imagine being a billionaire and family dynasty politician and thinking you don't have privilege. Outrageous.

She 81 and still running, by the way.
A few people in the crowd pointed out that Matsui hadn't answered the question. Someone shouted that they were struggling, while she had privileges they didn't. That devolved guickly into the congresswoman, who is married to billionaire Roger Sant, shouting into the microphone and insisting she actually doesn't "have privilege. " Hewitt restored order. but it was clear Matsui was angry and rattled by the questioning. Things went south from there
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I want to protect local newspapers with my life. The opinion pages sometimes bringing the hottest of takes.

Also the band whose mosh pit they are talking about is now borderline dad rock age band The Hives. If this moshpit looked restrained it's probably because the youngest person in it was 35.
America is facing a crisis of masculinity that's playing out in devastating ways across our communities. From mass shootings and domestic violence to the epidemic of male loneliness, the data paints a stark picture: Men are increasingly dangerous to themselves and others. But what if the solution isn't psychotherapy and pharmaceuticals? What if it's something far more primal, visceral - and surprisingly healing? What if it's mosh pits?
October 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Some real ass graps, only true tekkers will appreciate this. 🤼‍♂️
October 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Imagine charging $40 for a bluray special edition of a movie that uses shitty AI post processing to make the character's hands melt snd ruins the color.

You should never buy a Rustblade release so that hopefully they close up and sell the rights of these movies to someone who will not ruin them.
Shitty and from a bad AI process.
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If you were excited about this release, I regret to inform you it is an atrocious AI upscale with blob-y roses and melting hands. Just awful stuff for a release that doesn't need it. Who needs upscaling from film to bluray?

I for one will never buy a Rustblade product.
Melting hands and shitty blob flowers in this rustblade release that ruins a classic Giallo.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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The audience isn't people in federal authority. Who cares if they like the image? The goal isn't to change their hearts. That's just ultraliberalism.

The goal is to build mass politics to counter ruling class power and we should evaluate the composition around if it's useful for that.
This theory is actually a mixture of deep cynicism, thinking that the ruling class is all-powerful, but it always is combined with a last hope that maybe they aren’t completely bad. Maybe there is still someone who will listen.
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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They have people working for free and throw them away when they are injured.

Meanwhile...

🤼‍♂️
News article saying TKO and wee earn record numbers in newest financial report
October 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM