Tim Norrie
thecoot.bsky.social
Tim Norrie
@thecoot.bsky.social
Bigot Blocker.
As @rnzrss.bsky.social seem incapable of doing it themselves.
, a levy (noun) is an extra amount of money, such as a TAX or fee, that is officially imposed and collected by a government or organization.
Oxford Dictionary.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I call this Murder.
Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Shane 'dig it up burn it' Jones was very different in 2010,before the donor pot of gold was located in his back yard, that is.
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Willis Luxon Jones and Brown all have the 'Merdas Touch'.

(Thanks to George Monbiot for this.)
To those saying, "but the Greens will split the vote":
1. Things have changed.
2. It's not the Green's fault that Starmer has the Merdas Touch (turns everything to shit)
3. When the Greens offer the only inspiring option, perhaps we should see the Labour candidate as splitting the vote.
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
and the new Crematoria will be built over there, Haliburtons are just working up a quote as we speak.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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These are forecasts of GDP for 2026 by Treasury.
The red bar was how Treasury in 2023 foresaw GDP in 2026 if the Labour led government policies continued.
The blue bars show Treasury's prediction for the 2026 GDP at key points since 2023's election updated by Treasury. #nzpol
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Can we please never forget this. #ClimateCrisis #ClimateEmergency
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Renee Nicole Good was a relative of Nicole Kidman
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Has @rnzrss.bsky.social etc bothered to find out who is ultimately responsible for any thefts-as Banks are notoriously keen to shift blame to their own customers.
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
anyone ever seen The Bedford Incident?
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 AM
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Unbeknownst to me at the time I first saw this particular Far Side cartoon, my decision to change careers was somewhat inspired by the message portrayed here. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Minister Brown wishes to reassure those affected by this breach-Its only gone to several US Med Insurance Corps for a potential quote on premiums and exclusions.
Shuffle on ,peasants .
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I want to do something positive to end what’s been a shit year. Change up the vibe etc.

*lucky dip artwork*

For $25 incl p&p I’ll send you a piece of art, many matted, no bigger than A4. Mixed media, mainly semi abstract landscape, signed. NZ only.

DM me to order.
Reposts appreciated.
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
RIP
Christopher Rea.
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
been saying this since 1980 and I'm still waiting.
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Jeez I hate Dr Who.
Why did no one ever rush forward, grab the silly little ray gun thing and tip these on their sides?

Bloody rubbish programme.
"We must go and find her..."

"Doctor Who: The Daleks - The Dead Planet" (1963). #DoctorWho
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
those who can, do

Those who cannot,Teach.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but here goes:
In high school my art teacher told me I didn’t know how to draw because cartooning wasn’t real art.
I have wanted to be in The New Yorker Magazine since I was 19. I’m 53 and this happened yesterday:
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If Media have underestimated your political skills Christopher 'FIGJAM' Luxon,it is because they can't locate them.

Now do us all a favour and fuckoff.
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I suppose as a True Hater ™️I must read Luxo's latest puff piece interview in The Post but the thought of it is so enervating. He's going to lie and be an oblivious weird stupid asshole, and I am going to get increasingly infuriated and post about how much he sucks, rinse, repeat #nzpol
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my prep notes for a convo with craig renney, economist
open.substack.com/pub/drgarypa...
my prep notes for a convo with craig renney, economist
talking about healthcare funding
open.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
John Campbell back on RNZ Morning Report....but is his appointment too late to repair the damage 3 yrs of blatant RW bias on what was once the most trusted morning show?
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Mr Thistoll draws more blood from the hapless and incompetent Goldsmith.
He surely must be sanctioned or even better dismissed by Luxon.
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm in trouble!

While he was downstairs stuffing himself on Biscuits I took Duncans seat,and now he wants it back
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
twice this week Goldsmith has been found to have flouted process norms.
Will Cooke,Vance, and the other usual RW patsies start screaming for his dismissal?
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM