Like FINE I'LL DO EVERYTHING MYSELF I GUESS

Men will be like "if there was a pervert i would simply best him in fisticuffs! But that would never happen :) everyone is normal about me"

Related but something that appeals to me so much about m/m dynamics is how men are so fucking oblivious to predatory behavior. The story can't progress if he understands stranger danger. He would simply get the hell out of there if he knew what was good for him. Which he doesn't

"Britt that's called trauma" what can I say........

They'll basically claim that men and women stand/walk/use body language differently bc their anatomy dictates it

The amount of gendered anatomy tutorials I see that present like, masculine vs feminine posture as inherently anatomical

Listen I understand the usefulness of gendered shorthand in character design and I’m not even being pedantic about sex vs gender or gender presentation etc, but you just look stupid presenting your male vs female anatomy drawing as any sort of realistic average

I think it's always morally acceptable to catfish straight people also

"Oh but fate will just make all that happen so that you can end up with your soulmate" shut uppppp 😒

Another thing I hate about Soulmate Universes. No one is Naturally Born a perfect partner for anybody, you generally get there through relationship experience with other people or through a lot of conscious change and self improvement. Which is way more profound and romantic tbh

are THESE the prints you’re looking for queen
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