Coastal Elite Task Force
thecoastalelitist.bsky.social
Coastal Elite Task Force
@thecoastalelitist.bsky.social
Enjoys delighting myself to foie gras while flying over your supposed “state”.

I make up for my Hummer’s climate impact by planting avant-garde bonsais in poor neighborhoods.
it’s me, i’m dumb bitches
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I saw Mr. Beat follows you, and I feel like it just makes sense that you two might collab at some point. That’d be cool
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It seems that, much like rent-control, SB’s 35 & 423 act to protect current renters at the expense of future renters. While I appreciate it’s sentiment, it seems like a nonstarter if we’re purporting to be serious housing advocates

But I am only a layman, and open to hearing your thoughts.
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Max I have a housing question. I am incredibly optimistic about SB 79, but I’m concerned that SB 35/SB 423 (as it stands) effectively destroys any hopes of housing floodgates being opened. The 10 year rental look-back is VERY strict, do you have any opinions on this?
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Serious note: I read that SB 79 projects must adhere to SB 35/423 in order to be ministerially approved. Isn’t this a HUGE roadblock to upzoning anything besides commercial lots?
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
all of the above
October 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
no, it went viral, meaning it landed on apolitical people’s tiktoks.
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hasan Piker has been forensically proven to have lobotomized his dog via electrical stimulus
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
you’re assuming that the streamer you stan is infallible
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
most apolitical look at that clip and think the same thing as might, that’s why the clip caught fire so fast. So, no.
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i’m not mad that there’s tape on there. I’m disgusted that, before taping off the contacts, he was electrocuting his pet.
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
you can take off prongs, this isn’t proof dude. plus, there’s tape.
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Very Maga-like to just declare his PR statement a “fact”
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
satire?
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s not just “he’s on our side”, these freaks have devoted so much of their lives to this frat bro, they’re in too deep
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
no shock collar? 7/10
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM