Ok, so his Legion believes we're all incredibly well paid actors...

Cool. I'm sure they'll still totally believe us that he needs to be stopped anyway....

Ok, so we threw a bunch of really cool parades, made some super pithy signs...

But wtf are we DOING to stop this??

Playing by the old rules IS NOT WORKING, because they aren't even playing the same game anymore.

Me: You need to do your project.

Kid: Oh, yeah. There's this great website called Brittanica that has all this history stuff.

Me: Hey, you know that used to be a big series of books.

Kid: Yeah, but that was back in the 1900s.

Me: *Clasps my pearls and gasps in old geezer*