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TheChris
@thechris.bsky.social
Just another cranky tech guy in the PNW.
We’re very pro parrot here in Seattle
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Maybe...Just maybe.... @marvelrivalsglobal.bsky.social should fix their shitty code so people who want to play the game can without having to do a combination of trial and error and dart throwing in the middle of a match to keep the game from crashing.
February 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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The year is 2026. Hundreds of these are inexplicably broken down, strewn throughout Gaza’s streets. Supply lines have completely collapsed. Amazon logistical drones are grounded due to a lack of lithium imports due to tariffs. USPS postal inspectors have already exceeded their ammunition budget and
February 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Started the day at the shooting range and now having a cigar at my club. Am I doing America right?
February 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nothing like an absolute bullshit day to lead into a 4 day weekend. Time for scotch.
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Made some Portuguese braised beef in wine and garlic (carne assada em vinha d'alhos da minha mae) tonight. Unbelievably good.
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I'm just going to leave Freedom of the Press Foundation's excellent guide to leaking to the press right here in case anyone happens to need it: freedom.press/digisec/blog...
Here’s how to share sensitive leaks with the press
Thinking about securely leaking information to news organizations? This guide will show you how.
freedom.press
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you have a friend who is a federal employee or contractor, check in on them. My wife does work for the foster system and today has been rough.

Sadly, it's probably only going to get worse.
January 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Got a chance to cook up that nice wagyu steak I got from my local meat box a couple of days ago. It did NOT disappoint.
January 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Decided to do a fondue party last night. Not pictured, even more cheese.
January 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
First meat box from Lady Jaye! I am so excited!
January 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Marvel Rivals is such an enjoyable game. It feels like jumping into Overwatch at the beginning.

A nice hit of good nostalgia and I'll take whatever wins I can get today.
January 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I never thought I would be disappointed in Snoop Dogg but here we are.

Fucking boot licking rapist supporter.
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
January 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Thanks so much for your interest! FYI the app is NOT available yet. I hope to start an open Testflight beta next week and will post the invite here.
January 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Bit by surprisingly expensive bit, the shack is coming together
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This would be great. The thought of dumping the entire meta stack makes me genuinely smile.
January 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Costco Next is absolutely wild. I can get my Korean skin care products and a new Vaultek Slide safe at fantastic prices
January 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I was unprepared for how much I love Bad Monkey. Not bad for just a random pick.
January 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When the 10mg cbd dog treat hits all at once
December 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I love how at the end of passing my technicians license they encouraged me to join the #ARRL. However, based on my experience with the ARRL website, they absolutely could not care less about my membership.
December 19, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Calling my personal cellphone to try to sell me something for work is a great way to get me to resent your product.

I understand you need to hustle, but y'all need to understand that I am petty and hold grudges.
December 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Today my wife got a media inquiry and while that wouldn't be surprising (she works in PR/Comms), it was for a non profit that she quit about 4 years ago. This happens pretty regularly.

If local media doesn't know who the PR person of your multi million dollar non profit is, you're fucking up bad
December 9, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Nothing like waking up and learning that a truck hit your parked car and drove off last night. Bold of them to do a hit and run in their company car, in front of a camera, in front of witnesses.

It's a bold strategy, I'll give 'em that.
December 9, 2024 at 4:30 AM