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Nick🍒
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Chicago is home
If you own Meta RayBans...you're a cop. I will not be elaborating!
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Bronwyn Newport...you dropped this👑
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Cardi B is one of my favorite humans
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
🚨🚨🚨Lisa Rinna is the guest on today's Las Culuristas🚨🚨🚨
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don't know how much the Intimacy Coordinator for Heated Rivalry was actually paid.. I just know it wasn't enough.
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Not coming into the office today, not feeling well. Should I move our coffee meeting with that vendor?
Manager: No I can just take it
Me: Do you need me to prep you with stuff beforehand?
Manager: Ideally, yes
Me: ...so can we reschedule?

(we rescheduled)
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I don't think people understand just how fat my ass is
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I just can't bring myself to find Rachel Sennott interesting. Loved Bottoms, tho!
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I hope the floor he fell on is okay
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can't (can) believe Sidetrack made me dance to Taylor Swift
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Well my manager's boyfriend may not like me but he sure does have a thing for my husband!
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Aborting his kids at 30,000 ft was a new experience for me this morning
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There was a woman on my flight in first class with an iPhone that still had a button on the front...
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have been getting my back blown out by the same man for 13 years...
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Democrats, by and large, support this.
Absolutely heinous.
October 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I know my nephew was raised right because despite being only 9 years old and having never lived in Chicago, he still calls it the Sears tower.
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
She's allergic to serving
Taylor Swift unveils new cover for her upcoming album ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’

Out October 3rd.
September 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Just did the math and we spent just shy of $4k at Target in 2024. I know their asses are hurting from this boycott because our spending alone is down 75% YoY there😂
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Canceled Disney+ over this Jimmy Kimmel bs
September 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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"I never stood with Bibi."
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Straight coworker drunkenly talked my ear off for a full hour😭 I need a cleanse..
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is there something about Ad Ops that make people stupid, or do stupid people just fall into careers in Ad Ops?
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just sent one of the bitchiest emails of my life😭 You know it's bad when you have to start it with "Respectfully,...”
August 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM