The Chaps Chat Cats
@thechapschatcats.bsky.social
Cats fans Jake, Sambo and Johnny break down all the action from the Geelong Cats AFL + VFL Mens & Womens teams every week!
Part of The Hoops Crew Media Network!
Part of The Hoops Crew Media Network!
Our Cats v Suns recap podcast will drop on all @thehoopscrew.bsky.social platforms at 7pm tonight! Extra girthy serving for Patreon Subscribers!
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Our Cats v Suns recap podcast will drop on all @thehoopscrew.bsky.social platforms at 7pm tonight! Extra girthy serving for Patreon Subscribers!
Latest episode of the Chaps drops tonight at 6:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 74 min show for public on YouTube & Spotify, 119 min girthy boy show for Patreon Subscribers!
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Latest episode of the Chaps drops tonight at 6:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 74 min show for public on YouTube & Spotify, 119 min girthy boy show for Patreon Subscribers!
Tonight at 6:30pm, we unleash all our thoughts from Geelong's thrilling win over the Doggies from last Thursday night. Extended girth pod available exclusively for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! 🐴
May 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tonight at 6:30pm, we unleash all our thoughts from Geelong's thrilling win over the Doggies from last Thursday night. Extended girth pod available exclusively for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! 🐴
Jake's thoughts on the performances of all Geelong's AFL-listed players from the 4 point loss to Port Melbourne over the weekend are now up on Patreon, exclusively available to @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Jake's thoughts on the performances of all Geelong's AFL-listed players from the 4 point loss to Port Melbourne over the weekend are now up on Patreon, exclusively available to @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
Tonight at 7:00pm we unload all of our thoughts from Geelong's cracking win over the Power! As per usual, extra helpings of girrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers on
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
May 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tonight at 7:00pm we unload all of our thoughts from Geelong's cracking win over the Power! As per usual, extra helpings of girrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers on
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
Out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, exclusively for Patreon Subscribers, Jake recaps some of Geelong's best performers in the VFL Women's loss to Williamstown, and delivers player grades on the first quarter of the season for the VFL Men!
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, exclusively for Patreon Subscribers, Jake recaps some of Geelong's best performers in the VFL Women's loss to Williamstown, and delivers player grades on the first quarter of the season for the VFL Men!
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
Tonight at 6pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, we give our thoughts about the Carlton game on the public show, and then provide additional girth for Patreon Subs! Take your medicine! 🦄
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Tonight at 6pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, we give our thoughts about the Carlton game on the public show, and then provide additional girth for Patreon Subs! Take your medicine! 🦄
Tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap all of the action from an extremely satisfying Easter Monday triumph over the Scum! There's extra girth for Patreon Subscribers as we preview the game against the Blues!
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap all of the action from an extremely satisfying Easter Monday triumph over the Scum! There's extra girth for Patreon Subscribers as we preview the game against the Blues!
8:30pm tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, The Chaps unpack all of their thoughts on Geelong's thrilling Gather Round win over the Crows! 70 minute show on Spotify and YouTube, 114 minute show available for Patreon subs!
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
8:30pm tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, The Chaps unpack all of their thoughts on Geelong's thrilling Gather Round win over the Crows! 70 minute show on Spotify and YouTube, 114 minute show available for Patreon subs!
Tonight, 8:30pm! Exclusively for paid @thehoopscrew.bsky.social members, Jake looks at the performances of some developing Cats following Geelong's win over the Casey Demons, including Jhye Clark, George Stevens and Oli Wiltshire! 😼
April 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tonight, 8:30pm! Exclusively for paid @thehoopscrew.bsky.social members, Jake looks at the performances of some developing Cats following Geelong's win over the Casey Demons, including Jhye Clark, George Stevens and Oli Wiltshire! 😼
Tonight 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap Geelong's win over Melbourne, discuss Jack Henry's injury update, cast our eyes back at the first month of the season (and forward to the next month), before previewing Cats v Crows in Round 5! Patreon edition is a girthy 1 hr 47 min! 😻
April 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tonight 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap Geelong's win over Melbourne, discuss Jack Henry's injury update, cast our eyes back at the first month of the season (and forward to the next month), before previewing Cats v Crows in Round 5! Patreon edition is a girthy 1 hr 47 min! 😻
TONIGHT! 8:30PM! The Chaps break down all the angles from Geelong's trip up the highway to the Fallout Vault. Everywhere you get you stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with extra portions of girth for Patreon Subscribers including News Wrap and Round 3 Preview. 🦄
March 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
TONIGHT! 8:30PM! The Chaps break down all the angles from Geelong's trip up the highway to the Fallout Vault. Everywhere you get you stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with extra portions of girth for Patreon Subscribers including News Wrap and Round 3 Preview. 🦄
😼 LATEST CHAPS POD OUT NOW! 😼
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
March 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
😼 LATEST CHAPS POD OUT NOW! 😼
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
Tuesday night on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, bring your own tissues and safe-words. We're discussing the hardcore spanking the Cats administered to the Violet Crumbles at Kardinia Park. Everywhere you get your Chaps stuff, girthier serving for Patreon Subs only. 🍑👋
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Tuesday night on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, bring your own tissues and safe-words. We're discussing the hardcore spanking the Cats administered to the Violet Crumbles at Kardinia Park. Everywhere you get your Chaps stuff, girthier serving for Patreon Subs only. 🍑👋
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
8:30pm tonight Jake takes a look at 6 players who will be looking to earn their way up from the VFL in 2025, in the first episode of The Twos, our VFL coverage on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! Episode is already out on Patreon!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
March 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
8:30pm tonight Jake takes a look at 6 players who will be looking to earn their way up from the VFL in 2025, in the first episode of The Twos, our VFL coverage on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! Episode is already out on Patreon!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
Latest Chaps episode releasing 8:30 tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube/Spotify! Extra 45 mins of pod for Patreon Subscribers!
- Opening Round!
- Cats v Lions re-scheduled!
- AFLW News!
- VFL Men finalise list!
- Cats v Dockers Early Look Ahead!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
- Opening Round!
- Cats v Lions re-scheduled!
- AFLW News!
- VFL Men finalise list!
- Cats v Dockers Early Look Ahead!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
March 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Latest Chaps episode releasing 8:30 tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube/Spotify! Extra 45 mins of pod for Patreon Subscribers!
- Opening Round!
- Cats v Lions re-scheduled!
- AFLW News!
- VFL Men finalise list!
- Cats v Dockers Early Look Ahead!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
- Opening Round!
- Cats v Lions re-scheduled!
- AFLW News!
- VFL Men finalise list!
- Cats v Dockers Early Look Ahead!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
Tomorrow night, 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube, Spotify and Patreon… 173rd Annual Stonks Extravaganza! 📊
#afl
#afl
March 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Tomorrow night, 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube, Spotify and Patreon… 173rd Annual Stonks Extravaganza! 📊
#afl
#afl
😼 MATCH RECAP OUT NOW! 😼
Over on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts from Geelong's preseason loss to Essendon!
🟢 Spotify (29m): open.spotify.com/episode/2gmH...
🟥 YouTube (29m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTn...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
Over on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts from Geelong's preseason loss to Essendon!
🟢 Spotify (29m): open.spotify.com/episode/2gmH...
🟥 YouTube (29m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTn...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
February 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
😼 MATCH RECAP OUT NOW! 😼
Over on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts from Geelong's preseason loss to Essendon!
🟢 Spotify (29m): open.spotify.com/episode/2gmH...
🟥 YouTube (29m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTn...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
Over on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts from Geelong's preseason loss to Essendon!
🟢 Spotify (29m): open.spotify.com/episode/2gmH...
🟥 YouTube (29m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTn...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
😼 FIRST CHAPS RECAP TONIGHT AT 8:30PM! 😼
Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts following Geelong's Match Sim win over the Hawks! 🤩
Video where you get your video, audio where you get your audio, extended 60+ min show on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon page! 💪
#wearegeelong
Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts following Geelong's Match Sim win over the Hawks! 🤩
Video where you get your video, audio where you get your audio, extended 60+ min show on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon page! 💪
#wearegeelong
February 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
😼 FIRST CHAPS RECAP TONIGHT AT 8:30PM! 😼
Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts following Geelong's Match Sim win over the Hawks! 🤩
Video where you get your video, audio where you get your audio, extended 60+ min show on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon page! 💪
#wearegeelong
Jake and Johnny discuss all of their thoughts following Geelong's Match Sim win over the Hawks! 🤩
Video where you get your video, audio where you get your audio, extended 60+ min show on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon page! 💪
#wearegeelong
Our next episode drops at 8:30pm tonight on YouTube and Spotify! An hour-long extended version is already up for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! 💪😼
🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6twNNcP...
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheHoopsCrew
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/cats-v...
#gocats
🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6twNNcP...
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheHoopsCrew
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/cats-v...
#gocats
February 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Our next episode drops at 8:30pm tonight on YouTube and Spotify! An hour-long extended version is already up for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! 💪😼
🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6twNNcP...
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheHoopsCrew
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/cats-v...
#gocats
🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6twNNcP...
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheHoopsCrew
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/cats-v...
#gocats
Tomorrow night we give an early look at what we want to see from Geelong's match sim against the Hawks! Tune in wherever you get your stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social stuff! Extended show for Patreon Subscribers! 😼
#wearegeelong #afl #gocats
#wearegeelong #afl #gocats
February 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tomorrow night we give an early look at what we want to see from Geelong's match sim against the Hawks! Tune in wherever you get your stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social stuff! Extended show for Patreon Subscribers! 😼
#wearegeelong #afl #gocats
#wearegeelong #afl #gocats
😼 LATEST EPISODE OUT NOW! 😼
Crucial questions for the 2025 Cats plus a news wrap for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
🟥 YouTube (33m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQc...
🟢 Spotify (33m): open.spotify.com/episode/6Hes...
💰 Patreon (60m): www.patreon.com/posts/crucia...
#WeAreGeelong
Crucial questions for the 2025 Cats plus a news wrap for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
🟥 YouTube (33m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQc...
🟢 Spotify (33m): open.spotify.com/episode/6Hes...
💰 Patreon (60m): www.patreon.com/posts/crucia...
#WeAreGeelong
February 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
😼 LATEST EPISODE OUT NOW! 😼
Crucial questions for the 2025 Cats plus a news wrap for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
🟥 YouTube (33m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQc...
🟢 Spotify (33m): open.spotify.com/episode/6Hes...
💰 Patreon (60m): www.patreon.com/posts/crucia...
#WeAreGeelong
Crucial questions for the 2025 Cats plus a news wrap for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
🟥 YouTube (33m): www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQc...
🟢 Spotify (33m): open.spotify.com/episode/6Hes...
💰 Patreon (60m): www.patreon.com/posts/crucia...
#WeAreGeelong
Our latest podcast will be out tomorrow night, you will be able to find it on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social's YouTube, Spotify, and an extended version for Patreon Subscribers! Season fast approaching! 😼
#WeAreGeelong #AFL
#WeAreGeelong #AFL
February 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Our latest podcast will be out tomorrow night, you will be able to find it on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social's YouTube, Spotify, and an extended version for Patreon Subscribers! Season fast approaching! 😼
#WeAreGeelong #AFL
#WeAreGeelong #AFL
On the pod tonight we’re setting benchmarks for success for a bunch of Cats in 2025!
It could be an amount of games played, average goals kicked, tackles applied, but we try to define a benchmark that will indicate 2025 success!
Which Cat would you choose and what benchmark would you set? 🤔
It could be an amount of games played, average goals kicked, tackles applied, but we try to define a benchmark that will indicate 2025 success!
Which Cat would you choose and what benchmark would you set? 🤔
January 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
On the pod tonight we’re setting benchmarks for success for a bunch of Cats in 2025!
It could be an amount of games played, average goals kicked, tackles applied, but we try to define a benchmark that will indicate 2025 success!
Which Cat would you choose and what benchmark would you set? 🤔
It could be an amount of games played, average goals kicked, tackles applied, but we try to define a benchmark that will indicate 2025 success!
Which Cat would you choose and what benchmark would you set? 🤔