TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊
@thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social
socialist dad, reptile and aquariums weirdo, dnd and rpg freak, neurodiverse and physically disabled, JD+MA in Mediterranean Archaeology
my answer for a muppet movie where everyone is a muppet but one person is a live action adaptation of the Dressrosa arc in One Piece where everyone is a muppet except Doflamingo, who is played by Guy Fieri
May 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
my answer for a muppet movie where everyone is a muppet but one person is a live action adaptation of the Dressrosa arc in One Piece where everyone is a muppet except Doflamingo, who is played by Guy Fieri
know your partners preferences and cater to them
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
know your partners preferences and cater to them
my dog suki trying to get the ice puck out of this water bowl
February 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my dog suki trying to get the ice puck out of this water bowl
worf has been eaten by a ceratosaurus
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
worf has been eaten by a ceratosaurus
worf the crested gecko discovering a branch
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
worf the crested gecko discovering a branch
my money’s on the drizzler
February 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my money’s on the drizzler
posting this to test something
February 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
posting this to test something
13 year old with their new crestie
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
13 year old with their new crestie
8 year old with new crested gecko Potato Chip
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
8 year old with new crested gecko Potato Chip
the drizzler
February 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
the drizzler
i bet if the drizz, now dubbed the drizzler, ran for president in four years he’d win
February 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i bet if the drizz, now dubbed the drizzler, ran for president in four years he’d win
gecko enclosures are fully decorated, aside from needing more climbing branches. for some reason it is difficult to get my kids to collect a proper amount and size of branches - my wife brought them to the craft store+pet store and i directed them to search our yard but they still came up short
January 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
gecko enclosures are fully decorated, aside from needing more climbing branches. for some reason it is difficult to get my kids to collect a proper amount and size of branches - my wife brought them to the craft store+pet store and i directed them to search our yard but they still came up short
also 40-60 if history is any estimate. finally something good about chatgpt, optimism in senatorial stabbing count
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
also 40-60 if history is any estimate. finally something good about chatgpt, optimism in senatorial stabbing count
crested gecko bearded dragon
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
crested gecko bearded dragon
damn vetinari is based af
January 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
damn vetinari is based af
there’s so many good memes on this
January 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
there’s so many good memes on this
what else could this mean
January 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
what else could this mean
backdrop for my 8 year old’s gecko enclosure. the gorilla glue foamed more than expected (my first time using it) and that ruined a lot of detail work she put into the bottom where she tried to make a horizon line and use glow in the dark beads to create the illusion of an ocean, but it looks dece
January 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
backdrop for my 8 year old’s gecko enclosure. the gorilla glue foamed more than expected (my first time using it) and that ruined a lot of detail work she put into the bottom where she tried to make a horizon line and use glow in the dark beads to create the illusion of an ocean, but it looks dece
it kills me liberals renamed oligarchy as democracy and got way with it for hundreds of years
January 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it kills me liberals renamed oligarchy as democracy and got way with it for hundreds of years
have these two men ever been seen in the same room together?
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
have these two men ever been seen in the same room together?
did the backdrop to one of my kids gecko enclosures with gorilla glue and blue gravel. will have to wait till tomorrow to see how it turned out, but my hand sure is blue
January 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
did the backdrop to one of my kids gecko enclosures with gorilla glue and blue gravel. will have to wait till tomorrow to see how it turned out, but my hand sure is blue
this is the face of a man who has done a few war crimes
January 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
this is the face of a man who has done a few war crimes