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The🇨🇦Beard
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All powerful destroyer of worlds... Wait, that's somebody else. Just a regular, super sarcastic, lover of dark humor, Canadian guy with a wonderful family. Just be excellent to each other everybody.
I'd put money on it being an incoherent 30min rant with an announcement that the US will be going to War.

Merry Christmas everybody.
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Holy fucking shit. This is like a new level of fucked up.
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh I hope it's all an act. Seriously.
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
JFC. Can't wait to see what fantasy land BS he uses when he invades Greenland, Panama or Canada.
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh don't even get me started...
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
JFC. Was she high? How the hell would she say all of this and not expect to be in deep shit? I mean, i don't give a shit what happens to her or her job but... Damn.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is the vibe I think he's going for here:

youtu.be/kuBiGlKDgy8?...
Robocop (1987) The Family Heart Center Commercial
YouTube video by Greendub420
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December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Third person? Ok...
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sure, just tell him when he arrives that this is where his swearing in ceremony will be held 😁
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The 1% when they see this headline...
a woman is singing into a microphone and says `` may the odds be ever in your favor '' .
ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone and says `` may the odds be ever in your favor '' .
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December 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
JFC. Do even an ounce of research into how home ownership works in the United States historicaly (and currently) and this becomes a greater farce than the headline even conveys. Whites being discriminated against? In BOSTON?? The city whiter than a fucking blizzard? Sure, bud.
a man with a mustache and a suit and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache and a suit and tie is making a funny face .
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December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Donald "Wake and bake" Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
In front of her security? Then there should be a record of that interaction. I'm sure she will release the proof to back up her story...
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
😳 I'm sorry? Closeted-self-loather-says-what?
We all know this is how these hush hush heavy Grinder users operate. It's all projection and self hatred. Have the courage to set yourself free Joel. Be free.
a cartoon character named spongebob is making a heart with his hands
ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob is making a heart with his hands
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December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM