The Camera Monkey
@thecameramonkey.co.uk
Photographer, nerd and former 🌶️ Content Creator.
I muse and I waffle.
((40s, He/Him))
📍Hampshire (but Scottish)
🔞Mostly 18+🔞
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Indefinite hiatus from content creation, expect thirst posts fawning over other creators.
I muse and I waffle.
((40s, He/Him))
📍Hampshire (but Scottish)
🔞Mostly 18+🔞
onlyfans.com/its_me_that_guy
Indefinite hiatus from content creation, expect thirst posts fawning over other creators.
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The Camera Monkey
@thecameramonkey.co.uk
· Jul 13
Reminder that I have some lovely Art-Nude and Erotic sets available over on BentBox 💖
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Never mind fuck, id marry her.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Never mind fuck, id marry her.
Just constantly serving up things you'd commit crimes to be worthy of...
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just constantly serving up things you'd commit crimes to be worthy of...
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👀🤔Peeing after sex… helpful or just a rumour?
Explore the truth and myths in our latest Insider article >> https://aws.im/25vT
Explore the truth and myths in our latest Insider article >> https://aws.im/25vT
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
👀🤔Peeing after sex… helpful or just a rumour?
Explore the truth and myths in our latest Insider article >> https://aws.im/25vT
Explore the truth and myths in our latest Insider article >> https://aws.im/25vT
#Skyrim came out in 2011, #Fallout3 came out in 2008, which puts them both in the common bracket for a game to be considered "Retro".
I hate you all.
Fuck everyone.
I hate you all.
Fuck everyone.
a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
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November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Yeah stop doing this to SWr's. It's pathetic. #sexworkiswork
I love when someone introduces themselves as a ‘big fan of mine,’ yet they never joined my paid page, never supported my Substack, never sent a gift, never booked me and yet they still expect my energy and labor for free. 🤢
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Yeah stop doing this to SWr's. It's pathetic. #sexworkiswork
She is hot, and her porn is //chefs kiss
Do the right thing 🤘
Do the right thing 🤘
Medical bills keep putting me more in debt, if you think I'm hot- buy some of my porn! 💸
Video Glossary
Looking for a specific video of mine? My videos with their own titles are organized alphabetically with direct links to where to enjoy them.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
She is hot, and her porn is //chefs kiss
Do the right thing 🤘
Do the right thing 🤘
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November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"It takes a lot of mental preparation to be hot and amusing at this time."
Never in my life have I ever heard a more appropriate and pointed take on shifting into Winter mode.
Bravo madam, bravo 😆
Never in my life have I ever heard a more appropriate and pointed take on shifting into Winter mode.
Bravo madam, bravo 😆
Please, it’s November, it’s 3 degrees outside and it’s dark by 4pm. I’m too tired and lazy for last minute bookings, so please plan ahead. It takes a lot of mental preparation to be hot and amusing at this time.
Thanks 💋
Thanks 💋
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"It takes a lot of mental preparation to be hot and amusing at this time."
Never in my life have I ever heard a more appropriate and pointed take on shifting into Winter mode.
Bravo madam, bravo 😆
Never in my life have I ever heard a more appropriate and pointed take on shifting into Winter mode.
Bravo madam, bravo 😆
Anyone that wouldn't wanna empty their balls all over (or deep inside if you were really luck) @kayleighdavis.bsky.social needs to go to therapy.
There's nothing that would stop me if she offered it up 🫠🥵
There's nothing that would stop me if she offered it up 🫠🥵
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Anyone that wouldn't wanna empty their balls all over (or deep inside if you were really luck) @kayleighdavis.bsky.social needs to go to therapy.
There's nothing that would stop me if she offered it up 🫠🥵
There's nothing that would stop me if she offered it up 🫠🥵
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Mutual Aid Void Thread for week of 11/17/25!
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Focus on RSing people out of thread.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I know being a creator is HARD, and people have lives and stuff etc, but it can be quite disheartening (and a bit of a let down) not being able to chat to creators cos they just never seem to check their DMs (even with tipping).
Like hi yes, I will absolutely fawn over you if you let me 🤣
Like hi yes, I will absolutely fawn over you if you let me 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know being a creator is HARD, and people have lives and stuff etc, but it can be quite disheartening (and a bit of a let down) not being able to chat to creators cos they just never seem to check their DMs (even with tipping).
Like hi yes, I will absolutely fawn over you if you let me 🤣
Like hi yes, I will absolutely fawn over you if you let me 🤣
Cis girls pretending to be #Trans using packing and/ realistic dildos to create and sell content are fucking pissing me off and I'm a straight white cis dude.
Can't even imagine what the trans creators are thinking about all this shit.
Can't even imagine what the trans creators are thinking about all this shit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Cis girls pretending to be #Trans using packing and/ realistic dildos to create and sell content are fucking pissing me off and I'm a straight white cis dude.
Can't even imagine what the trans creators are thinking about all this shit.
Can't even imagine what the trans creators are thinking about all this shit.
My crush on this woman is almost as big as her... Yeah you get the picture 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My crush on this woman is almost as big as her... Yeah you get the picture 🥰
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I not surprised that Bella French, the CEO of ManyVids, is now trying to "save" sex workers. She hasn't once listened to us, it's finally time to stop promoting the platform, get your monies' worth while you can, and leave ManyVids in the dust.
My time on ManyVids is ending now that the site is transitioning to an “exit program” for sex workers.
I love my job. I don’t need a savior. I embrace and own my sexuality. Bella French profited off of sex workers for YEARS and is now pretending to be holier than thou. Tale as old as time🖕
I love my job. I don’t need a savior. I embrace and own my sexuality. Bella French profited off of sex workers for YEARS and is now pretending to be holier than thou. Tale as old as time🖕
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I not surprised that Bella French, the CEO of ManyVids, is now trying to "save" sex workers. She hasn't once listened to us, it's finally time to stop promoting the platform, get your monies' worth while you can, and leave ManyVids in the dust.
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Lunch is served..
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Lunch is served..
The thing I love about @lucymuse.bsky.social's content isnt that its explicit (which it VERY is :D) but its that she is unapologetically sexual.
For lack of another way to articulate it, her content is pure pleasure for the sake of being pleasure and i respect that immensely.
For lack of another way to articulate it, her content is pure pleasure for the sake of being pleasure and i respect that immensely.
Looking for a weekend wank? Look no further: www.manyvids.com/Video/663193... and plenty more via the store: lumeproductions.manyvids.com @lucymuse.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The thing I love about @lucymuse.bsky.social's content isnt that its explicit (which it VERY is :D) but its that she is unapologetically sexual.
For lack of another way to articulate it, her content is pure pleasure for the sake of being pleasure and i respect that immensely.
For lack of another way to articulate it, her content is pure pleasure for the sake of being pleasure and i respect that immensely.
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We managed to get out just before the rain came - a glorious day by the coast. It's been an unseasonably WARM NOVEMBER: www.thomasandmusetv.com/videos/14thn... Full photoset: www.patreon.com/c/lucymuseuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
We managed to get out just before the rain came - a glorious day by the coast. It's been an unseasonably WARM NOVEMBER: www.thomasandmusetv.com/videos/14thn... Full photoset: www.patreon.com/c/lucymuseuk
Yes dear gods yes.
Do you like it veiny, hard and juicy? (definitely talking about steaks here)
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yes dear gods yes.
Nuzzling her boobies is a life goal
Now In HD.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Nuzzling her boobies is a life goal
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8k run ✔️ a sprinkling of botox ✔️ tit's out in front of the log burner ✔️
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
8k run ✔️ a sprinkling of botox ✔️ tit's out in front of the log burner ✔️
Rarely in my life have I wanted to bury my face somewhere more than @lucymuse.bsky.social's ass 😍🥵
For those of you who may feel fed up of seeing AI everywhere here's my very real arse
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Rarely in my life have I wanted to bury my face somewhere more than @lucymuse.bsky.social's ass 😍🥵
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Happy SWer Saturday babes!
Fellow SWers, post your tip links below and if you use an img pls use alt text!
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Everyone else!
SWers are consistently under paid, under attack, and need support.
Support a SWer today, make sure to open your wallets and send tips, give some love, and repost us! 💵
Fellow SWers, post your tip links below and if you use an img pls use alt text!
🖤🧡
Everyone else!
SWers are consistently under paid, under attack, and need support.
Support a SWer today, make sure to open your wallets and send tips, give some love, and repost us! 💵
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy SWer Saturday babes!
Fellow SWers, post your tip links below and if you use an img pls use alt text!
🖤🧡
Everyone else!
SWers are consistently under paid, under attack, and need support.
Support a SWer today, make sure to open your wallets and send tips, give some love, and repost us! 💵
Fellow SWers, post your tip links below and if you use an img pls use alt text!
🖤🧡
Everyone else!
SWers are consistently under paid, under attack, and need support.
Support a SWer today, make sure to open your wallets and send tips, give some love, and repost us! 💵
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Just a little reminder..
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November 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just a little reminder..
onlyfans.com/kayleighdavis
onlyfans.com/kayleighdavis
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It's safe to say, I'm ready for the weekend.. what about you?
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It's safe to say, I'm ready for the weekend.. what about you?
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October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One of our members is currently unhoused due to a health crisis and is looking for support saving for rent to move into a new place.
Donations would be a big help! You can support her here:
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