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Cakelin
@thecakelin.bsky.social
Polygon gargoyle. Flounder of nudges.io
Scientist, software engineer, writer, artist.
White, disabled, bi, nonbinary, solo polyam.
Covid cautious 😷

They/them 🏳️‍⚧️

📚 Mid Gaussian: Flatten the Hierarchy out now ⬇️

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Whenever I think of buying something, I'd rather try to make it myself first. Within some amount of reason 😅😆

I made some dresser drawer locks for moving. The design could be more robust but I used what I had.

And they're way less ugly than most child locks 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Speaking of beds, my garbage packed bed risers are holding up swell. 2.5 years so far.

It's 2 packed med bottles in a cross inside a larger plastic container that has fabric packed into it too.

I used fabric scraps to pack it.
May 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We had her tied up outside the other day and there was a pitbull in our yard that we don't know.

So I brought her in the house for a bit, and tied her up with her service dog leash cause my mom was supposed to be coming up and then she could be by my mom.

She chewed through it 🥴
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My mom pushed two beds together and put my foam and pillow toppers on it.

So it's like I have a king size bed for a while 😆

Pepper's the princess and I'm the pea. 👸🟢
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
And then I used the shitty straps to let down the top of my canopy bed, corner by corner

With a little ingenuity and suffering, every two person job I can do myself.

And then I die a little afterwards.
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The straps that came with it sucked and just started shredding at the ends.

But I had some good straps for my gymnastic rings I used.

And by golly it all fit in the back of my prius.
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. - No cheating! -
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Rural ancient house repairs: my dad using his truck's trailer hitch to increase the travel for a hydraulic jack.

You can hear the house move.

This is like a huge refactoring the worst legacy code or adjusting the skeleton of a whale while inside it 😅
May 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My body aches pretty bad and I had to lay down in the middle of the day for a while. But I don't seem to be crashing.

Yet? 😅

Flipped my sleep schedule in a couple days, so instead of being awake until sunrise, I'm getting up with my parents then.
April 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Day 1 of renovating my childhood home with my parents for me & my sister to rent it.

What we found when we ripped up carpet in my sister @adonna55.bsky.social bedroom!
April 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
She has not packed or carried a single item, but Pepper Ann is also over moving.

I think she'll forgive me when she has a yard and more people to get attention from 😆
April 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The internet is such a bizarre place sometimes
March 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I saved this to my phone March 11th, 2020
March 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
When I bleached the front a few weeks ago, I was surprised the ends turned out pink. Bob ross happy accident, I liked the gradient 😅

I've only had a salon dye my hair once when I was 17 and never again 😆
February 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Went from light hair with a dark moneypiece (face framing) to dark hair with light. In 3 months. I think I like the former better, but I wanted to do less bleach for a while.

This is my favorite haircut as a genderfluid gargoyle.
February 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Proof that I've always loved dogs
February 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"What you doing up there?"
February 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Election takes are ONLY allowed if they are witty.

Anywayz, I'm Schrödinger's disabled. People wouldn't listen to us begging them to mask during an ongoing pandemic, but we still swung the election to a man who blames plane crashes on us.
February 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me and @audreynical.bsky.social were talking about neighborhoods tonight.

Reminded me that we have a little free tree library in my city!

Be the Lorax 🤓

Side note: trees are not the only carbon sink and planting trees doesn't offset carbon emissions

Sincerely,
Lumbercake
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Did my nails today. I just painted over the old polish because Zoya never comes off and who has the patience for polish remover 😆

Not my best work but I still like them.

I've never had a mani/pedi in a salon and I never will. 💅

Black and gold is such a vibe
February 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Took Pep out for midnight fetch cause it's the only way I can get her enough exercise and when I went to pick up the toy I was throwing..

I ripped my pj pants.

I mean they are probably a decade old but I don't think I've ever ripped pants open like this before.
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
January 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A lot of times people compare this unfounded fear of kids being turned trans against school shootings or some other real risk.

I don't think I've ever heard someone compare it to the real threat of male circumcision.
January 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
And that is happening to babies with, at best, a local anesthetic cream?

And circumcised infants show an increased pain response to vaccination..

Even *if* their pain was controlled during the initial procedure, its months of pain while healing.
January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When I found out about infant male circumcision when I was 15, I was horrified.

With everything that has been done to my body without my consent, I can't imagine the pain of finding out part of your genitals was cut off for no reason.

I also had a partner with these sexual issues from circumcision
January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM