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Chris Burnham
@theburnham.bsky.social
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Artist of Batman Inc, Nameless, Die!Die!Die!, Nixon's Pals, and The Unstoppable DOOM PATROL!
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Goddamn dog ate the other 35 and now I need $400 to get his stomach pumped.
eBay listing for 116 out of 151 pokemon hersheys kissed. $350
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Maybe I’m getting boss baby vibes, but this sounds just like Black Sabbath’s Iron Man, which came out a few years earlier.
Omega, a guy in a big brass Galactus helmet, yammers at a few Doctors Who. From The Three Doctors. In the serial, the solar engineer Omega (Stephen Thorne), the creator of the experiments that allowed the Time Lords to travel in time, seeks revenge on the Time Lords after he was left for dead in a universe made of antimatter.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I got my Event Horizon comps today! The art in the actual book looks fucking diseased! I want to read it with dishgloves on so I don’t get infected! Good work, Tristan Jones!
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I’ve never seen it, but that’s one of the best posters of all time.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Hey City Hunter nerds, what’s up with this weird black bird? Is it just Hojo Tsukasa’s version of the Tezuka gourd guy, or is there a specific visual pun that I don’t get?
I dunno, it’s a weird cartoony black bird
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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The Shining, furry BJ scene
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I WANT TO BELIEVE poster like from the x-files
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sexual relations with that man.” The “man” has been impeccably photoshopped down from the original “woman.”
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I bet this ends up being another eviler twin of Raoh, but for the moment I am very excited. A few pages later he kills some dude in a way I’ve never seen before. Fist of the Blue Sky!
“THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR IS THE PRIDE OF CHINA. BUT HOKUTO SHINKEN IS NOT ITS ONLY BRANCH.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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In all seriousness, they should go back to James Bond being a puppet from the future.
Thunderbirds: The Man From MI-5.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bond reboot idea
It’s that time The Punisher was the Angel of death with a weird symbol on his forehead and glowing magic uzis.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Combattler V for Vendetta
I did a stamp filter on a photo of a Combattler V figure.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Yeah a mouflon is a wild sheep. It’s a metaphor or something.
Apparently this is a mouflon. A ram with cool horns.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I should probably logging onto healthcare.gov to find out how fucked I am, but instead I’m wondering if mouflon is a word that normal people are familiar with. (I was not!)
Revenge of Mouflon! Without googling do you know what that word means?
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I should probably logging onto healthcare.gov to find out how fucked I am, but instead I’m wondering if mouflon is a word that normal people are familiar with. (I was not!)
Revenge of Mouflon! Without googling do you know what that word means?
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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@evanpalmercomics.com the quest begins
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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THE LITTLE BLUE ENGINE The little blue engine looked up at the hill. His light was weak, his whistle was shrill. He was tired and small, and the hill was tall, And his face blushed red as he softly said, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." So he started up with a chug and a strain, And he puffed and pulled with might and main. And slowly he climbed, a foot at a time, And his engine coughed as he whispered soft, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." With a squeak and a creak and a toot and a sigh, With an extra hope and an extra try, He would not stop—now he neared the top-And strong and proud he cried out loud, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!" He was almost there, when-CRASH! SMASH! BASH! He slid down and mashed into engine hash On the rocks below... which goes to show If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Taking down the Halloween stuff. I thought this bit was pretty good:
A skeleton on a paw Patrol Big Wheel runs down another skeleton.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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TBH I prefer manga for the brainless boy.
RAIJIN COMICS: “Manga for the Thinking Man” It’s the First President of Japan looking very determined.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Egg? Egg!
The Cosmic Egg from the Infinity Crusade by Jim Starlin and Ron Lim! Jim & Lim!
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I guess they’re barely similar at all, but it made these neurons fire.
An old 3dfx advertisement. A guy in a T-shirt is crouched down with a flashlight while interviewing the victim of a brutal car crash: “Can you tell me if your eyeball rolled, or was it more of a bounce?”
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Getter Robo Go to the polls!
Ken Ishikawa’s Getter Robo Go
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map is pretty neat!
They’re puppets! In the style of A Pup Named Scooby Doo!
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Whoa! I missed the announcement that Tetsuo Hara’s Keiji is being released here this December as The Magnificent Bastard! Now THAT is localization!
Hey it’s the Fist of the North Star guy drawing a historical thing! Cool!
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Related: this is an actual photo of my friend @seandove.bsky.social in his Regular Form.
Photograph of Sean Dove
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM