Phil Bryer
@thebryery.bsky.social
Writes for money but doesn't go on about it.
Latest effort, 'Life: The Guidebook' available now
ISBN: 978-0956154453
Latest effort, 'Life: The Guidebook' available now
ISBN: 978-0956154453
Don't do as I did and read this without your glasses on, eh?
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Don't do as I did and read this without your glasses on, eh?
Or go somewhere more welcoming.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Or go somewhere more welcoming.
Top-drawer punditry bollocks from Michael Vaughan*. I mean, think we can all work out that as the score stands at 2-0, it means 5-0 is most definitely on.
*He blocked me at the other place, you know.
*He blocked me at the other place, you know.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Top-drawer punditry bollocks from Michael Vaughan*. I mean, think we can all work out that as the score stands at 2-0, it means 5-0 is most definitely on.
*He blocked me at the other place, you know.
*He blocked me at the other place, you know.
Proof that reading the NME throughout the seventies wasn't a waste of time because we we were learning geography too.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Proof that reading the NME throughout the seventies wasn't a waste of time because we we were learning geography too.
'Speaking outside his chateau in France'
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
'Speaking outside his chateau in France'
Does anyone know what sort of #mushrooms these are? Internet says they're golden chanterelles, but I'd rather be certain than dead.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Does anyone know what sort of #mushrooms these are? Internet says they're golden chanterelles, but I'd rather be certain than dead.
Look out judges! Kirsty Gallacher is cracking down.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Look out judges! Kirsty Gallacher is cracking down.
Cameron Crowe's 'The Uncool' might be the finest book I've ever read about music. Probably because it's also about so much more. Like being washed-up at 21.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Cameron Crowe's 'The Uncool' might be the finest book I've ever read about music. Probably because it's also about so much more. Like being washed-up at 21.
Is it because, after years of grifting, freeloading and sucking up to Epstein, that Sarah Ferguson's up to her neck in it too?
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Is it because, after years of grifting, freeloading and sucking up to Epstein, that Sarah Ferguson's up to her neck in it too?
These anthologies, too.
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
These anthologies, too.
I asked Google a question. This is a pic of its answer.
Nice try, AI. However, the text isn't The Hanging Garden by Ian Rankin. It's Uncle Fred Flits By by P.G. Wodehouse.
Which is pretty much as wrong as it could possibly could be.
Nice try, AI. However, the text isn't The Hanging Garden by Ian Rankin. It's Uncle Fred Flits By by P.G. Wodehouse.
Which is pretty much as wrong as it could possibly could be.
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I asked Google a question. This is a pic of its answer.
Nice try, AI. However, the text isn't The Hanging Garden by Ian Rankin. It's Uncle Fred Flits By by P.G. Wodehouse.
Which is pretty much as wrong as it could possibly could be.
Nice try, AI. However, the text isn't The Hanging Garden by Ian Rankin. It's Uncle Fred Flits By by P.G. Wodehouse.
Which is pretty much as wrong as it could possibly could be.
Despite it all, I believe that there's still hope - as long as people continue to say, "No. I think you'll find that this is the footpath."
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Despite it all, I believe that there's still hope - as long as people continue to say, "No. I think you'll find that this is the footpath."
Oh, don't get my hopes up, Tubs.
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oh, don't get my hopes up, Tubs.
Nobody comes out of this very well, do they?
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nobody comes out of this very well, do they?
Meanwhile, out the back of our gaff, the Scots are having their say.
#funwithflags
#funwithflags
October 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Meanwhile, out the back of our gaff, the Scots are having their say.
#funwithflags
#funwithflags
Take one lane each, all facing in the same direction. When you hear the gun, run like hell - this is the important bit - in a straight line for about 10 seconds.
Happy to help.
Happy to help.
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Take one lane each, all facing in the same direction. When you hear the gun, run like hell - this is the important bit - in a straight line for about 10 seconds.
Happy to help.
Happy to help.
"After the break on Sky News, we'll be speaking to someone who sucks a thoughtful tooth at such baloney. Stay tuned for Mr Robinson Crusoe."
September 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"After the break on Sky News, we'll be speaking to someone who sucks a thoughtful tooth at such baloney. Stay tuned for Mr Robinson Crusoe."
Here's the other one:
September 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Here's the other one:
Saw a #barmybookreview earlier which reminded me of a personal favourite. This person had an unusual reason for disliking Dickens' Our Mutual Friend.
September 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Saw a #barmybookreview earlier which reminded me of a personal favourite. This person had an unusual reason for disliking Dickens' Our Mutual Friend.
Master criminals at work in Somerset village. Shame about the trail of red 👣 leading away from the scene.
September 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Master criminals at work in Somerset village. Shame about the trail of red 👣 leading away from the scene.